Douchebag of the Day

The Last Lion needs to go old school on Grassley’s ass.

@redmanlaw: I think he should walk sloowly up to him, weakly place his arm on Grassley’s back and whisper in his ear “Hey Chuck, I can still drive. Wanna go for a ride?” then shuffle away. Since that’s the GOP bugaboo, fucker’ll keel over with an MI.

@The Nabisco Quiver: Or , “let’s talk on the flight”.

Did you see the bit on the Daily Show about Chuck using some fractured fairy tale about the Deficit Dragon and Sir Taxalot, complete with cartoon pictures of same during a debate on the floor of the Senate? Douchetastic.

@Mistress Cynica: the fucker can’t even keep his fables and fairy tales straight. NO MIXING AND MATCHING, FUCKNOZZLE.

@Mistress Cynica: /big cartoon book falls on and flattens him.

@Mistress Cynica: @Signal to Noise: Were Sen. Brownback’s magic embryos involved?

Teddy needs to cockpunch this GOP shitbag.

Yes indeed. I’d gladly hold him still, too, so Teddy could make the first punch count, the way they teach you in martial arts. This health care battle has gone on long enough–since Truman, right? Jesus.

@litbrit:

Litbrit, eh? Hmmmmm….

In any case, welcome, even if you are secretly Benedick.