Will the Circle Be Unbroken

I don’t know what any of this means.

WTF is that video on his site. It’s like a movie trailer of a bad remake of a video game of some kind.

I love his beard, though. It’s so bear-tastic. WOOF!

Also, someone should clean up his Flickr feed. It’s messy. But I love the flak jacket stuffed with flowers he’s wearing.

@RomeGirl: I indeed can forget the Paultardisme with a face like that.

Also, I will be sharing the Lortab with the highest bidder.

If he’s serious about running, then he’d better hire a professional marketing/campaign person ASAP. That website looks like something a 14 year-old boy cooked up.

And Adam, Rule #1 of campaigning is selling yourself. Let’s see those beefy arms that make us swoon.

Is that Ralph’s collection of Car and Driver in the background?

@Dodgerblue: +1

What’s going on with Ralph’s nose? It looks weird.

@Nabisco: Dodger’s just on a fricking roll today. He’s about to beat me in Scrabble by more than 100 points – he’s breaking 500!

@SanFranLefty:

/looks up from licking wounds/

oh really?

@all: at kind request of Prom, and for the uninitiated, we offer David Peel.

@Original Andrew: @rptrcub: I wonder if you make a donation if he will send you some more revealing shots.