How Fat is Rush Limbaugh?
Neonazi hatecaster Rush Limbaugh is so fat he uses the Chrysler Building in New York City for a rectal dildo.
Limbaugh is so fat he has to send search and rescue teams to locate his dick when he has to take a piss.
Fuckface Limbaugh is so fat that when he sits around the house, he really sits around the house.
Drug-freak Limbaugh is so fat that the Big and Tall shops have banned him and can only wear custom-tailored parachutes.
Thrice-divorced psychopath Limbaugh is so fat the only way he can have sex is to bend over a dumpster while Punkin cat grinds the gears on a Greyhound bus and drives it in and out of his asshole.
Piece of shit Limbaugh is so fat the only way he can bathe is to go to the local airport to be soaked down in de-icing detergent and rinsed off by the airport fire brigade’s pumper truck.