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Oh, God that’s brilliant.

The “Funny or Die” folks have gotten better, I must say. I’ve actually laughed at the last few I’ve seen.

I’m waiting to see what Chrysler offers … I’m guessing they’ll send the CEO over to do my dishes and clean the blinds. I’ll look better in a Challenger than a Hyundai, of course.

@blogenfreude:
Nardelli should be so lucky. Chrysler being the second company he rode right into the toilet. I doubt his “golden” parachute will be in the $200+ Huge he got from Home Depot.

TJ/Prommie, I’m getting a tee-shirt ad you would LOVE….

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: omg, are we getting a visit from the snorg girl?

@Jamie Sommers: And that’s why blocking the Bible ads is worth the effort.

@Jamie Sommers:

I didn’t see if it was a Snorg Ad per se, I just noticed that the girl was what straight guys might find toothsome.

To be honest, I have been having awfully strange, ah, feelings when I look at images of beautiful women, lately, particularly teh bewbies. First Marilyn Chambers and now this. I mean, I used to be into pre-op trans girls when I was younger, but more because of the boy than the girl, if you know what I mean. I’m not planning to switch anytime soon, and I am not a believer in bisexuality, so this, um, frisson is freaking me out of late…

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket:
I seem to recall during our multiple conversations regarding the pregnancy (or lack thereof) of Sarah Palin, that you had a lot to say w/r/t the bewbies.

Didn’t you once say your mom was a lactation consultant (a.k.a. “Nipple Nazi”) and you were exposed to a lifetime of bewbies by the time you were 8?

So maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for childhood?

@SanFranLefty: That explains the “wet sprocket” nom de blog.

@SanFranLefty:

It’s definitely not a childhood tingle, Lefty. Maybe a puberty tingle, but not a childhood one.

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: Oh noes, are you a closet heterosexual? Next thing you know, you will be staying home masturbating wishing you had a chick. Thats what single heterosexuals do.

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: Damn, I guess Prommie and Dodger are starting to wear off on you. Next thing you know, you’ll be wearing stained clothes in public like every other straight man.

Civony chick is making me tingle.

@SanFranLefty: This makes me wonder, is there a difference in the number of wearings between washings, between hetero and homosexual dudes?

Wool suits worn only to work, with no hot sweaty days, they can be worn 10 times, then only the pants need cleaning, but you should clean the jacket too or they will wear unevenly.

Khakis and cotton button down dress shirts, my work uniform? 2, 3, 4 wearings, it depends on how wrinkeled they get.

My tuxedoes, every time I wear them they are sent to the cleaners, I tend to dance and drink and eat and spill and totally abuse them, more than any other clothes I own. They also tend to get ripped off and thrown in a heap on the floor, sometimes with DNA evidence on them. They is only for partaaaays.

@Tommmcatt the Wet Sprocket: Christ on a stick, I think you’re referring to 6dollarshirts.com.

@Promnight: For anthropological purposes:

I’m totally ghey but I wear the same pair of jeans to work for a week (hey, I change my underwear and I’m at a desk job). Socks, like underwear, get changed every day. Try to mix up the shirts a bit but each is good for at least 2-3 outings. And I don’t iron — life is way too short for that.

Shoes, I have too many to count, but I tend to wear the same 3-4 pair all the time; 1-2 pair in a week if I’m not making an effort. Which is plenty of the time.

Also, I refuse to shave more than 2-3 times a week, though now that habit increasingly shows the grey, not the ghey.

I change into sweats to make a slounge-grunge fashion statement as soon as I can get home and toss my “work” clothes. Weekends, I just put on whatever’s not in the washing machine.

@Promnight: tuxedoes, as in, plural? And you’re not a waiter at a fine dining establishment? What, are you Dean Martin’s illegitimate young brother? (If so, that would be quite hot.)

@Promnight: I never recycle socks or underwear (well, VERY rarely, and I need to be pretty hungover) but jeans or sweaters, unless they have a stain on them or smell really bad, get worn ad infinitum. Of course, if I actually had laundry in my building (or dream of dreams in my unit) I could probably do it a lot more often.

I see sister of Snorg girl ads.

I’m with Pedo on the clothes. That’s assuming I HAVE to go into the office. Otherwise it’s sweatpants and a T-shirt (ooooh fashion sense) who do I have to dress for while I’m “working” from home?

Gaaahh. Was out late late late at a friend’s birthday party. I did not fall asleep till 5am…zzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

@Pedonator: That was the funniest damn thing I’ve read in a while.