James Dobson’s Voice of Jesus Bagged in Sting Operation Chasing Apparent Near Pre-Teen For Sex
Focus on the Family’s own Voice of Jesus, Juan Alberto Ovalle, was bagged by the Jefferson County, CO. District Attorney’s Office on his way to meet a near-pre-teen girl on Monday, a blithe, alluring and dewy vessel of pre-womanhood – who turned out to be a cop who had to listen to him describe how she was going to sit on his face – and arrested for unspeakable monstrosities.
Ovalle, narrator of the snakehandler cult’s bible CDs for Spanish language Jesus freaks, has been arrested on suspicion of using the Internet to arrange sex with a teenage girl and attempted sexual assault on a child. The assholes from Focus on the Family pretended to be surprised, as if this isn’t part of the whole fucking snakehandler ethos. “We’re shocked,” Focus on the Family prevaricator in residence, Gary Schneeberger, told the Denver Post, no doubt to peels of laughter.
Focus on the Family’s hero apparently was baited and hooked online around April 2 and 3 in a chatroom where a bunch of agents from Jefferson County apparently hang out pretending to be little girls in dire need of a pestorking. Ovalle, 42, got right to the point like an honest disciple of Jesus and savagely suggested that the little girl suck his dick and swallow, just like Jesus would want!
Ovalle has made no statements whether or not he learned all his foul language and twisted sexual preferences from James Dobson, focus on the family’s founder, but it is clear that Dobson will have to lay out some heavy cash to keep Ovalle happy and out of jail if there is any part of this case that can end up placing liability on Dobson’s cult.