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Steele to Rush: I’m sorry [Politico]

42 comments:

8:25 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

I hope Rush douched before Steel had to perform analingus. For that disgusting, breakfast-puking thought: you’re welcome.

8:25 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

The Repubs really should not make fun of France anymore. Unlike Steele, the French did actually put up a fight in 1940. Not a good fight, but they fought nevertheless unlike Steele against the Fatzkrieg.

BTW, why was there 700+ votes on the poll?

8:53 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

OK, guys. Invitation accepted.

Say, why don’t we start a thing where people send a toothbrush a a bottle of mouthwash to every GOP leader who apologizes to Limbaugh? Maybe include a dental dam, too.

9:07 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Wonder if they’ll ever get around to apologizing * for * him.

@Serolf Divad: Hi. Welcome. Coffee and sweet rolls are in back. And, given our worldwide network of correspondents, it’s always time for a cocktail here.

9:11 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad:
Welcome to this little place on the ‘tubes.

9:16 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Well that didn’t take long.

9:59 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: G’day sir. We ask only that you comment irregularly, irreverently and without regard to what is “above the time stamp”. And to reprise one of my first comments over on the W, may I call you “Divad”?

@redmanlaw: I smell an open mike moment on Rush’s part. He’s going to be caught referring to Steele as his “boy” or “Step ‘n Fetchit” because if there is one thing Linblow can’t resist, it is crowing about his “victories”.

10:36 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Steele must have incredibly articulate mandibles to be able to chew the smegma off of Plushbaugh’s tiny allegedly pederastic gonads. It’s pretty twisted shit. I am in SF for a meeting. Might be worthwhile to drive up to Sacramento and slap some sense into Arnold and see if he’ll call out the howling fascist twit. It’s amazing and depressing the GOP has devolved to the point at which it can shanghai’ed by a random blowhard with a cheesy radio show.

11:23 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

BTW, since steel has clearly “been up there” we should ask him about the pilodinal cyst. I’d love to know if it’s true.*

*not really, actually.

11:25 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad:
I don’t even think Steele looked. He just closed his eyes and thought of Michelle Bachmann.

11:27 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Jelly, or syrup?

If you have never seen “Tossed Salad Man,” this is priceless: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA&feature=PlayList&p=4F63A0FB378C931E&playnext=1&index=23

11:28 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@FlyingChainSaw: The GOP hasn’t been shanghaied, it’s just that the pretense of anyone else running has now been dropped.

11:31 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Morning, gentlemen, and welcome Serolf. Those of us on the west coast trying to keep down our breakfast salute you.

11:31 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Serolf Divad: Yaaaaaaaay! [/kermit]

The good thing about having the GOP line up to kiss Rush’s ass is (a) there’s plenty of room and (b) it just makes them seem just that much more crazy.

It does give one a certain nostalgia for the early 90s, though. Any surprisingly bad music from that era that I may implant into your brains? Stone Temple Pilots, anyone?

Oh, and DEVELOPING HARD: Coleman’s law-talking guys in Minnesoda finally shut up. End of the beginning.

11:37 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Welcome to the party. Nice to see you again.

11:38 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@chicago bureau: Lionel Hutz: That’s why you’re the judge, and I’m the… law-talkin’… guy.

11:40 am • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@chicago bureau: For me, the early 90s was all about the Manchester bands–New Order, Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, early days of trip hop. My brother lived there briefly in ’91 (not long enough to inflict serious brains damage) and my most treasured music tape ever was one he made of the bands there and labeled “Manchester United.” It’s still in my car, which is indeed old enough to have a cassette player.

12:03 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

steele is from another planet = work is not jobs meme. wtf?
This lyin’ cheatin’ fathead is not better than any of the others in the Party of Stupidity. This guy is a black(sorta) jonah goldberg. Jumped the shark they did, these republicans. It’ll be at least a generation before we see another on of them at POTUS. palin, jindal, kantor are their future?…rotflmao.

12:31 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad:

Hilarious and yet horrifying at the same time. Ah, the genus that is “La Divad”.

Welcome, dude.

12:48 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Just think how much better things would be today if all those guys had just done the honorable thing and said, “I don’t want to go to Nam, I don’t want to go to jail, see ya,” and hopped the border to Canada, never to return.

12:48 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@ManchuCandidate: We got the top link in the Blog Roundup on Crooks & Liars yesterday. We had our most visitors ever yesterday. In other words, we can now legitimately say we have thousands of lurkers. Well, at least we did yesterday.

@Serolf Divad: Welcome. You have been missed.

@Tokemucho: Welcome. Nice to meet you.

@FlyingChainSaw: Can we send SFL out with a net and a choke chain to try to capture you? Not to harm you of course, but you are just such a mythical creature it would be nice to have proof.

12:52 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Cross that name off my list of one. There are a few other Wonketteers folks have been missing here (oh, Lionel!), but Serolf/Flores was always the Big Fish I wanted to lure.

12:54 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@nojo: I would be Freedumb on the list too.

12:54 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad:
well it’s about time. welcome back from the dark side.
it was the jezz panty raid that did it, wasn’t it?

i dunno, i’m so enjoying rush back on his meds. it’s high comedy.
i see him as stand up…makes me laugh myself silly.
love the pilodinal cyst reference… good to see you!

1:00 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@ManchuCandidate: Thanks to a Crooks & Liars shout-out, we had 3,000 visitors Monday and 4,000 views for the Hannity treason-poll post. Our poll is embedded in the post, so an extraordinary number of votes isn’t surprising.

(And what HF said. I’m still waking up in Sandy Eggo.)

1:14 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@baked: Not so much enjoying him “back on his meds”, but rather hoping against hope that he is pushing the envelope on exactly what, and in what quantity meds he can cram down that vortex of a gullet. I’m picking up the vibe of a man teetering on the verge of embolism/death by ham sandwich.

@nojo: (And what HF said. I’m still waking up in Sandy Eggo.) What, did all that sun and 70ish degree weather wake you?

*stomps feet and mimics Ricky Santorum’s doll-clutching spawn*

1:18 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: You finally came over!! Yeah!

1:22 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Nabisco: I felt a bad vibe in the bliss and figured I’d better get up and go outside to investigate. Turned out to be the neighbor’s new satellite dish, which is messing with my head, man.

1:22 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@homofascist:
I was hoping to rendezvous with ChainSaw during his trip out here, but it seemed that he had about a 36 hour visit and I’m unsure if he ever even made it to my area code.

1:22 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Nabisco:
rush teetering on the edge of an embolism?
that’s not funny?
been listening to him with jaw dropping awe.
to me, that’s entertainment!

it’s the new me, what used to enrage me about him, is now amusement.
we all must find ways to protect our sanity.
i’m going with the mel brooks method.

1:29 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@SanFranLefty: F. Chainsaw, Man Of Mystery is probably in Rio when he says SF, and Denver when he says Vienna.

1:33 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@SanFranLefty: Any unsolved umbrella assassinations in the past 36 hours?

1:35 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Nabisco: They seek him here, they seek him there, they seek that Chainsaw everywhere.

1:47 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Tokemucho:
you a newbie? as a fellow bak-ed one, love your handle, you’re in good company.

just made my second connection for the sacred weed, a month into my new city. met a singer/guitar player in the drug store today, where else?
i tip my bong to you …and welcome.

1:49 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@nojo: Oh my God, you mean this Chainsaw character is a real person?

1:54 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Thanks for the love, people!

2:23 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Hey man! Good to see you here on our little corner of the Tubes.

3:07 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

Is it strange that I am in the mood for macaroni salad now?

3:22 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@homofascist:
You are such a Midwesterner. Then again, I’m jonesing for a garbanzo bean salad, which probably shows how much of a Left Coaster I am.

3:33 pm • Tuesday • March 3, 2009

@SanFranLefty: All I want now is a cup of miso soup.

5:06 pm • Friday • March 6, 2009

@Serolf Divad: Welcome back to your certain friends. Now pick up the broom and get to work.

5:10 pm • Friday • March 6, 2009

@Tokemucho: Welcome aboard the lifeboat, dude.

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