Trust Fund NeoNazi Was Readying Nuke to Lay Waste to An America Gone Red
James Cummings, a conservative-values voter and trust fund neonazi was wasted by his wife on December 9, apparently before he assembled a dirty nuke to begin his personal campaign to take back America from the communist takeover in November, disappointing but not dissuading the psychoconservative right that is bent on either restoring the theocratic dystopia the founding fathers intended or laying the nation to waste.
Cummings, apparently an abusive Hitler-loving conservative enjoyed tearing into his cowering wife, Amber, often while wearing a cowboy hat and a nifty, goth trench coat. Amber, not so keen on Republican politics and homelife conventions, got the fucking gun and blew Cummings the fuck away before she and her 9-year old daughter would have to spend enough Christmas with him. When the local cops got into the building, they found this conservative hero had stored enough radioactive materials to build a dirty bomb [Pg 11].
The Bangor Daily News Reported this week: “(f)our 1-gallon containers of 35 percent hydrogen peroxide, uranium, thorium, lithium metal, thermite, aluminum powder, beryllium, boron, black iron oxide and magnesium ribbon were found in the home. Also found was literature on how to build “dirty bombs” and information about cesium-137, strontium-90 and cobalt-60, radioactive materials.”
Meanwhile, the psychoconservative right that inspired Cummings apocalyptic activism continued to do their part for America, whipping psychopaths like Cummings into foaming fury.
GOP sex tourist, morbid drug addict and hatecasting fascism popularizer Rush Limbaugh has been whipping the Adkisson Brigades into seething frenzies with prayers that the Obama Administration fail and America descend into catastrophe, the only reasonable outcome for a country that failed to vote for Limbaugh’s candidate, the Talibunny’s escort.
US Representative Pete Sessions of Texas announced this month that the GOP’s model of political engagement during the Obama Administration would be the Taliban, the militant cult that transformed Afghanistan after the Soviety withdrawal into a theocratic dystopia that may well be irreperably damaged.
Failed stand-up comic and personality disorder victim Anne Coulter meanwhile is working full-time to rehabilitate neonazis as old-fashioned conservatives so they can embrace Repulicans without stigma to the party, finally fusing the hillbilly psychoconservative party with fullbore genocidal maniacs, a natural conclusion of a grim progression since 1994.
Though the GOP may mourn the passing of one of their front-line nuclear ordnance officers, the party faithful are working hard at inspiring others to replace Cummings in the twilight struggle between the Party and the country they’re determined to reduce to either a pre-Enlightenment feudal colony of the military-industrial complex or a depopulated wasteland.