A Donut Filled With AWESOME
And so as the drama (?) plays out tomorrow up in Ottawa (will the new Liberal leader spike the Coalition? will he? will he?), let us take a step back and realize why Canada is so beloved among the nations of the world.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the non-embedded video of Rex Murphy’s impassioned defense defence of Tim Horton’s and attack on meddling municipal politicians and Starbucks — a portion of which is lovingly reproduced here:
We Canadians hold this truth to be self-evident: that the Boston Creme donut is the acme of human civilization as we know it, and that the only experience better than an early coffee and a Boston Creme is an early coffee and two Boston Cremes. Isn’t mathematics wonderful?
Oh, Canada! We stand on guard…. for…. thee!