[eardrum busting scream]

Free crucifixes! Git yer free crucifixes here!

Writing his memoirs about being a casualty of the GWOT?

Look for ER’s “Victor Clemente” to star in “Born on Cinco de Mayo”

“Why officer, after carefully inspecting it, I had no idea it was loaded!”

Sounds like Gonzo’s heading towards an “accident.”

Gonzo proves absolutely the “fearsome, word-and-thought-defying banality of evil” that Hannah Arndt wrote about during the Eichmann trial. Godwin’s law notwithstanding, all that Gonzo’s above-referenced quote basically says is that he was just following orders.

Can’t we flush this guy down the memory hole yet? He puts me off lunch.

As my PoliSci professor used to say, there’s only one thing to do with a martyr: Kill him.
See ya in the Hague, dickhead.

Well, if he’s going to have the persecution complex anyway … we might as well actually persecute the fucker.

Jamie Sommers: We have been persecuting him for the past few years. This is why he feels persecuted. It is prosecution which is required for the persecuted Gonzo, but the claims against this persecuted man have not been prosecuted, for which those in charge of things should be persec–

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