[eardrum busting scream]
“For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating policies that people disagree with. I consider myself a casualty, one of the many casualties of the war on terror.”
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Actually, on second thought, I am going to go off the board here and select “smash fist through wall.”
Free crucifixes! Git yer free crucifixes here!
Writing his memoirs about being a casualty of the GWOT?
Look for ER’s “Victor Clemente” to star in “Born on Cinco de Mayo”
“Why officer, after carefully inspecting it, I had no idea it was loaded!”
Sounds like Gonzo’s heading towards an “accident.”
Gonzo proves absolutely the “fearsome, word-and-thought-defying banality of evil” that Hannah Arndt wrote about during the Eichmann trial. Godwin’s law notwithstanding, all that Gonzo’s above-referenced quote basically says is that he was just following orders.
Can’t we flush this guy down the memory hole yet? He puts me off lunch.
As my PoliSci professor used to say, there’s only one thing to do with a martyr: Kill him.
See ya in the Hague, dickhead.
Well, if he’s going to have the persecution complex anyway … we might as well actually persecute the fucker.
Jamie Sommers: We have been persecuting him for the past few years. This is why he feels persecuted. It is prosecution which is required for the persecuted Gonzo, but the claims against this persecuted man have not been prosecuted, for which those in charge of things should be persec–
[shot clock buzzer]
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.