PROOF: Trig is Not Talibunny’s Bun

She’s preggers in that photo. In any event, this is a job for that whack-a-doodle who continues to sniff after Black Eagle’s birth certificate. Fair and balanced.

But, and very sadly, breaking: Odetta died, just short of being able to sing at the inauguration. *sniff*

@nabisco: Which one? I thought there were dozens of those guys filing suits in municipal courts all over America. It’s like a club.

@nabisco:
you think she looks 9 months preg? that is NOT a 9 month belly my clueless male bud.
something stanque from day one of this hillbilly episode. this photo is another good piece of solid evidence that bristal or raindrop, or one of the spawn is the mama. remember her long absence from school with “mono”? and the sudden baggy clothes? i love sarah palin. she is the funniest thing to happen in politics since the tapping bathroom goblin.

@FlyingChainSaw: Isn’t there an allegation that Bristol was hidden from view for a few months before the kid was born?

Damn – I remember when a Bristol was a rare British motorcar.

What gets me is the story of her water breaking while she was at some energy conference in Arizona or somewhere, and she hops on a plane to fly home to give birth. Huh?

@blogenfreude: Bristol sure didn’t go to school, thats the “mono” thing baked mentioned. They sent the father away, too.

@Prommie: “They sent the father away, too.”

Are you referring to Track, who was sent away to Michigan to reform school at the same time Bristol got mono for seven months?

@baked: Hi there hon, how are you doing? Did you take Rat Bastard to the vet’s yet to get neutered?

@Prommie: No, the whole natal hajira story is that she got there, had her water break, waited to speak, like the next day, and then flew home with a stopover in Seattle – and then was driven to a small general hospital with really no intensive natal care unit which, with Downs kids, is not an option since a substantial fraction are born with complications, often heart problems. Any mom with a brain would want to stay in Texas for what could be a problem delivery, given the quality of the teaching institutions there. No doctor would advise a mom to travel anyplace but the nearest hospital after her water broke. I cannot imagine a doctor taking that kind of risk with a patient or accepting the liability for being wrong.

@blogenfreude: Yes, and that could have been coincidental but the story there got complex for no reason – mono and early completion and then transfer, etc.

@baked: I can’t argue this, for fear of being labelled a Palinoid, but we knew lots of Japanese women who stayed tiny right up until they popped out their own 6 lb grapes. The nabisco spawn each came out at the 4kg (9 lbish) mark, so the missus spent months sporting a “wide load” sign across her belly.

@Prommie: The sojourn after her water broke is truly a mystery. Hell, anything to keep her crazee in the news is alright by me.

@FlyingChainSaw: Ya got 24 hours to delivery after the water breaks, tops. Nabisco jr. was plucked out at hour 23 by an extremely nervous nihon.

@nabisco: Why nervous? Was he or she traumatized by the alien biology of the gaijin momma?

That is not a pregnant woman. And that site is awesome. Obsession aired in public is always fun.

@nabisco: If you scroll down on the blog that FCS has linked, to a posting called “A Biology Lesson,” there is graphic detail about how the cross-country sojourn with amniotic fluid leaking is virtually a medical impossibility.

My very trim sister is six months pregnant and still barely showing. If you’re small to begin with, which Palin is, and you’re carrying a smaller fetus, which she was, then it’s entirely possible that you’d have that kind of belly at eight months.

@mellbell: Yes but it’s more fun to believe it wasn’t her baby.

@mellbell: I need to believe, mellbell, I need to believe horrible and embarrassing scandals of this woman. I want so badly to see a photo of her fucking a donkey on a stage in Tijuana that I would willfully abandon all scepticism and believe in the most obvious photoshopped fraud. This is how religious myths are created, this is how Jesus rose, sometimes people just need to believe. A film of her and the whole family acting out Gilbert Gottfreid’s version of The Aristocrats, that would be a miracle to me.

@SanFranLefty:
hey lefty! we got our blood tests, results take a week here on gilligans island. the proffessor has to put the blood in the coconut…..
i gave him the finger the entire time they were drawing my blood.
he’s psychologicaly nuetered. the arrogant entitled prick who came home is a different man. i am ceasar milan. i feel much better.
we are having a lot of fun, a lot of screaming (me) and anytime i feel like telling him what a stupid asshole he is he says quietly, i know i know. i’m so so sorry. i give him the finger often, just for GP’s. i tell him how much i hate him and then we have make-up sex. so all is OK. we have a plan. the last 10 years never happened. we are starting from square one and plan to have a rabbi marry us in israel in the spring. are you available to officiate? my mother still doesn’t think our brittish marriage certificate is legal. benedick may have something to say about that.
if things take a bad turn, then i’ll get a moyel.
oh, and i have a “one hot israeli soldier free shtup card”!
i know how to negociate!

My overall take on it is this: the mere fact of the pregnancy passes muster, but the tacked-on story about the circumstances surrounding the labor and delivery is utter malarkey.

@Prommie:
“A film of her and the whole family acting out Gilbert Gottfreid’s version of The Aristocrats, that would be a miracle to me.”

my first screen spit in months!!!!

@baked: … my mother still doesn’t think our brittish marriage certificate is legal. If all the spilt gin hasn’t made the ink run it’s possible it could be legal in the few remaining pink patches on the map. You might want to check with Nigel at the nearest outpost of empire.

@baked: Glad to be of service, Ma’am.

@Benedick: My sister and I loved the movie Hope and Glory when we were young, an early manifestation of my Anglophilia. There’s a scene in the movie when the schoolteacher is pointing to the world map: “Pink…pink…pink….what are all the pink bits?”

@baked: “i gave him the finger the entire time they were drawing my blood.”

Oh how I wish someone could have taken a picture of that for the next Stinque PhotoJam ™

Maybe we can all help you select the hot Israeli soldier, American Idol-style?

Pregancy is in the boobs, folks, not the baby bump. I’ve seen a ton of women with nearly flat tummies at 8 months in my time (my mother is a lactation specialist, so babies and pregnant women were thick on the ground at our house). The boobs always grow, though, trust me…even a little gay boy from small town California noticed that.

We need Palin boob pics, and we need them NOW.

@Tommmcatt Yet Again: Now you’re talking prommie’s language.

@FlyingChainSaw: Yep – my wife was comically huge (think Godzilla as we visited Karuizawa in her 8th month), and the ob/gyn was terrified. The pede was the worst though; he literally gave up after a year of trying out his medical English and watching the boy continue to grow well off the pediatric development charts he could get.

@Benedick: This is, after all, what it all comes down to. None of us really give a flying flip about Trig, Trick, Pony, Pogo or even the Bunny herself except for the comedy gold.

Speaking of which, anyone catch how Baked’s boytoy Jon Stewart skewered MSNBC as the new Hope(tm) propaganda machine? There will be humor to be had on POTUS 44’s watch.

The original pick is from Flickr. Posted on April 15 – and the EXIF data is intact:

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@Jamie Sommers: Hey, I resemble that remark!

That blog was really interesting and kinda scary.
At this point, does it matter if Calculus wasn’t actually a bun in Bunny’s oven?

@Tommmcatt Yet Again: We need more than just Palin boob pics, you realize we will need a representative sample of boob pics, before and during pregnancy pics, from women with a variety of body types and a range of boob variations, size, nipple size, hue, and placement, etc. Only after exhaustive research would we be able to come to any confident conclusions.

@Jamie Sommers: Sure, as the values candidate who is supposed to lead the GOP in 2012, it is important to stock the armory early and often. The opposition is like the creature from Alien. You can’t just put them away. You have to incinerate them.

@Jamie Sommers: Oh, it matters, trust me, it matters. Thats why we must start this boobie study immediately, for the good of the nation, for the future. Won’t someone think of the children?

@FlyingChainSaw: I just skimmed through that blog, and as I read through the travelogue portion leading up to the apparent delivery I thought: ‘was Our Fair Talibunny trying to abort her little Cosign?’

Cuz you know, that would have been god’s will and all.

has anyone spoken to her doctor? the pilot? the ambulance, a nurse?
i haven’t read a word. as has been said, there is NO FUCKING WAY a woman gets on 2 planes and 2 or 3 vehicles AFTER her water breaks, within a few miles of a hospital.
it’s just a flat out lie.
but what kills me is what a dumb improbable story they went with.

@nabisco: Yeah, that struck me, too, but if the bun is in trouble, you are in trouble. She is capable of anything to advance her own interests but exposing herself to physical harm. She’s ignorant of a lot of stuff but having kids and knowing their schedules isn’t one of them. Unless she is deeply and physically reckless with her own life, and she gives no indication that she is, I don’t see her traveling at all in that time frame.

FCS’s favorite drama queen, Andrew Sullivan, won’t let the story go either. And I’ve been wondering whether the RNC pregger announcement during convention week was really a brilliant diversionary tactic following a weekend full of Trig speculation.

Whether the story is still relevant, dunno. But the public documentation remains unconvincing. And Talibunny herself demanded proof of her mayoral opponent’s marriage, since the opponent kept her last name after her wedding. What’s good for the goose is good for the moose, or something like that.

@flippin eck: Hope and Glory is indeed a fine entertaining flick and one of our faves. The elementary school teacher is without doubt a totally Tory tutor, indoctrinating her charges in “The Sun Never Sets…” ideology, even though their neighborhood is dodging Nazi bombings nearly every night, and the school itself is obliterated after another day or so. @Prommie: You are so blinkin’ right.The tale is in the tits. Why, we’ve not even discussed the characteristic darkening of the areolae, the firming of the Montgomery’s tubercles. and what have you.

Looking at the larger picture, we can only thank our lucky stars that the
outcome precluded our being exposed to her brand of scattershot thinking. Hardly any aspect of of the Trig affair holds as much water as a callender, Recent studies have shown that college-age kids cheating on tests has increased steadily to some 35 percent, while nearly 95 percent polled have no problem about their beliefs being ethical or morally sound. Whoo!

Just remember: breasts and “Bristols” are synonymous in the UK.

@EffeteHipster: Ah, Cockney rhyming slang, Bristols, because it was short for “Bristol City” = Titty.

Here is another website that is gathering information about the question of who is really Trig Palin’s mother:

http://www.palinbabyquestion.com

@FlyingChainSaw: that EXIF date is a wrong setting in the camera; the date of the event is based on independent public information – discussed in detail at the Palin Deception blog.

@PalinBaby Question: Yes, the year is off – like it is for most people’s cameras. Lord knows, I have to depend on the load date on the PC for any clue as to when I took a digital photograph – but it still beats the month and year of development stamped on the edge of a slide carrier. Welcome to the Stinque. Please, be unruly.