Face off: M. Gunderson v Palin
The latest communique from the next Vice President of the United States (h/t Sully):
That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it’s got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and putting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade — we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.
Look: it would be entirely too obvious to reference Miss South Carolina’s message of hope to U.S. Americans. So follow me under the fold to a competition that Sarah Palin can actually win. Marge Gunderson takes on Tailbunny in a cage match.
Marge Gunderson: Norm “Son Of A” Gunderson.
Sarah Palin: Todd “First Dude” Palin.
Margie: Stamp artist.
Tailbunny: Snow machines.
Winner: Gunderson. People are going to need all those little stamps when the Post Office raises the rates. Plus — they are called snowmobiles.
Margie: Making some eggs, jumping the Prowler, provision of Arby’s.
Palin: Advice on oil deals.
Seven-month Pregnancies, Visual Evidence Of
Palin: Not obvious.
Margie: “Was he funny lookin’ apart from that?”
Palin: “In what respect, Charlie?”
Margie: Mike Yanagita.
Palin: The Geezer.
Winner: Palin. Mike Yanagita’s source of the crazy is much less dramatic than the Geezer’s.
Margie: (tie) Tan Sierra, woodchipper.
VERDICT: Gunderson squeaks by with the win.