Sarah Palin: Child Abuser
We’re on the verge of setting up a spreadsheet to keep track of all this, but here’s the latest in Talibunny: The Sarah Palin Chronicles…
An Anchorage judge three years ago warned Sarah Palin and members of her family to stop “disparaging” the reputation of Alaska State Trooper Michael Wooten, who at the time was undergoing a bitter separation and divorce from Palin’s sister Molly.
How bitter? Trooper Wooten — try saying that without attracting half the birds within earshot — was the subject of twelve complaints to state police by assorted Palins. Talibunny was between jobs at the time, and the judge saw no need to treat her with deference. “Disparaging will not be tolerated — it is a form of child abuse,” he said at a settlement hearing.
And he meant it. If the Palin Posse didn’t back off, he threatened to send the kid to daddy instead.
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