Dear Canada: We Owe You One
We the citizens of the United States of America would like to formally apologize for being unable to keep our nutcases shackled in the basement. We understand that while you might find the Westboro Hate Clown Troupe amusing from a distance, allowing them to penetrate your borders in order to protest the funeral of a bus beheading victim because your country doesn’t burn homosexualists at the stake is tantamount to an act of war. Please don’t embargo the BC bud in retaliation.
P.S. You’re off the hook for Bryan Adams.
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