Saturday’s Odds
Plugs website: Even
Announces third-party candidacy: 5-1
Swallows raw egg: 15-1
Reveals she’s been Heather Locklear all along: 3-1
Chelsea opens 2016 campaign: 10-1
Lanny Davis insists afterward she didn’t say whatever she said: 2-1
Bites head off bat: 30-1
“It’s still June, you never know”: 20-1
Earth cracks open, Devil takes his spawn back to Hades: Even
Concedes graciously: 100-1
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