They Killed the Proofreader! You Bastards!

Our guest columnist has not been known to cook his rival’s parents into chili.
Correction: January 28, 2013
An earlier version of this column misstated a plot point in “South Park.” While the character Kenny was once killed in every episode, that is no longer the case. The earlier version also misstated the circumstances of his repeated deaths. While he has met his fate in a variety of ways over the years, he was not routinely “ritually sacrificed.”






Is it just me or does this ‘show’ seem like the effluence of two proto right-wing 12 year old wankers? It’s like SNL. I have tried to like it but it’s just so very tame. Paris Hilton: slut slut slut! OK, boys, you’re certainly out there. I never heard that before. You are so cutting edge. It only comes alive around the fag stuff. Then it gets unpleasantly closety. Please edumacate me. Off-shored union busting Korean animation mocking Scientology. How safe can it get?
I am open to a complete humbling on account of my elite testes.
I feel about Cartman as I did about Jackie Gleason: scary.