Let a Thousand Deflowerers Bloom

A new statue in Zhengzhou, China, depicts a young pig giving his mother a back massage, teaching Chinese children an important lesson in the value of keeping a straight face.

[via Sully]

8 comments:

9:26 am • Saturday • August 25, 2012

No squeal like a pig?

9:32 am • Saturday • August 25, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: I can’t top that one. You win the Internets!

11:54 am • Saturday • August 25, 2012

As I wondered yesterday, were the cops drunk?

Video surveillance footage, Mr. Browne said, shows that most of the wounded bystanders were closer to the Empire State Building, while the shooter was near the curb. … Video released by the Police Department shows no one close to the gunman.

How do you shoot that many times without aiming when that’s your fucking job?

Also too, in regards to the topic of the post: Is that what they call it?

3:25 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012

So this is what “moo shoo” pork means.

4:19 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012

Why do the pigs have human arms and rabbit legs?

4:54 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012

@SanFranLefty: Hey Lefty, ya see we picked up Adrian Gonzalez? We’re coming after Timmy and your boys.

5:00 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012

@SanFranLefty: Soviet realism.

5:05 pm • Saturday • August 25, 2012

I can only think of the pigs in Animal Farm. I think Orwell would find this amusing.

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