BBC on #RomneyShambles

This should/could be harsher:

And this explains the Sir Steve Redgrave reference.

18 comments:

12:09 am • Friday • July 27, 2012

God damn, I love the Brits at the Guardian.

ADD: For example, this:

Romney in London. Come on. We needed this. It’s a little comic relief. Kind of like Mr. Bean, only he’s an American.

12:22 am • Friday • July 27, 2012

And I present…. Pony Dancer

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, illegal seamstress for American Apparel brand
Pretty cross eyed, pirate smile, Michele you’ll marry a gay man
Ballerina, you must have seen the horse dancing in the sand
And now Ann’s on him, always with him, pony dancer in my hand

Jesus freaks out in the street
Holding posters in front of clinics
Turning back Ann just laughs
The boulevard is not that bad (sotto:plus she has 2 Caddies)

Piano man he makes his stand
In the auditorium
Looking on Sarah Palin sings the songs
The words she doesn’t know the tune she hums

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no repercussion
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly

Hold Ann closer pony dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
They may be me scaring you with fake headlights
You had a busy day prancing in the Olympics for the USA

Hold Ann closer pony dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
They may be me scaring you with fake headlights
You had a busy day prancing in the Olympics for the USA

Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, illegal seamstress for American Apparel brand
Pretty cross eyed, pirate smile, Michele you’ll marry a gay man
Ballerina, you must have seen the horse dancing in the sand
And now Ann’s on him, always with him, pony dancer in my hand

But oh how it feels so real
Lying here with no repercussion
Only you and you can hear me
When I say softly slowly

Hold Ann closer pony dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
They may be me scaring you with fake headlights
You had a busy day prancing in the Olympics for the USA

Hold Ann closer pony dancer
Count the headlights on the highway
They may be me scaring you with fake headlights
You had a busy day prancing in the Olympics for the USA

1:38 am • Friday • July 27, 2012

#MittHitsTheFan #MittHappens and #AmericanBorat are my favorites.

I’m going to need hospitalization for broken ribs from laughing so hard if he keeps this up.

Almost forgot: #MittWit

“I can tell you that I also feel as Americans do across our nation a special relationship with the nation of Great Britain and with the people here.”

9:15 am • Friday • July 27, 2012

@karen marie still has her eyes tight shut: This after his book described “The island of England” no less.

Start taping your ribs before he gets to Jerusalem.

10:47 am • Friday • July 27, 2012

@SanFranLefty:
Nice.

On a happier note, I have my 2nd real interview since being laid off with a company next week. It’s kind of crappy having only 2 interviews in 14 months, but that is the state of the economy.

4:54 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Break a leg, Manchu : )

5:40 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

Bless his heart. Rmoney has Palinized himself. You now have free reign to say things like “#Romney went to England expecting to visit Boston. #RomneyShambles #AmericanBorat.”

7:06 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Merde.

8:00 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

Olympic TJ/

So many bad hats, and disco suits (Looking at you “Team GB”) but no Dr. Who! *stamps foot*

At least David Bowie got a mention or two.

8:31 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Best of luck, darling.

8:41 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Good luck!!

8:41 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

I’m with Matt Lauer — that baby was creepy.

9:37 pm • Friday • July 27, 2012

My two favorite tweets so far on my review of #romneyshambles:

“Ahead of Romney’s Israel trip, advisory team reminds him that “Hi, I baptized your dead grandma” is not acceptable greeting.”

“Romney looks beyond London gaffes: ‘I can’t wait to go to Poland and tell Lech Walesa my plans to crush the unions.’”

12:23 am • Saturday • July 28, 2012

That segment where a thousand Sid & Nancys shot up in unison was awesome.

1:50 am • Saturday • July 28, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Good luck, man. The only thing worse than not having a job is having one, but you gotta eat, right?

1:53 am • Saturday • July 28, 2012

@nojo: And why hasn’t anyone made a “HRH Pussy Galore” joke? I’m disappointed in you people.

2:01 am • Saturday • July 28, 2012

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: After Lauer called HRH a Bond Girl, I really couldn’t top it.

2:02 am • Saturday • July 28, 2012

And just as I regain my eyesight, here comes Vanuatu.

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