The Tragedy of the Common Imbecile

Stop the presses! Governor Walker endorses Communism, and it’s been right under his nose all this time?

Best line from the whole bit:

This is all about turning deer hunting away from the Public Land Doctrine and more toward a European-style of management — like they have in Texas.

That statement should be promoted heavily – with any luck, the head-asplosions will be heard all over Greater Teabagistan. ;)

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina has won the internetz! And several Darwin Award nominations!

I haven’t trolled in a long, long time, but I must thank George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC for reviving this obsession interest. The South Will Rise Again thanks to upstanding men like George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC. George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC has also revived my interest in FARK (I quit that shit a long time ago, or so it seemed). My fave: “George Tierney is a homeschooled douchebag who needs to be at the gym in 26 minutes.”

By tomorrow, UD should have several definitions for George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC. I hope ED eventually devotes a page to George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC.

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC is about to sue TheCuntWorldofDickHoles. He will also sue God. God will be served at His address at The North Pole.

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC sucks at golf.

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC uses his Twitter handle all over the internets. I am waiting to see George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC fantasy football picks.

The Twitter account of George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC may have been hacked (clue–no clumsy use of hashtags), but still:

“george tierney ‏@geotie2323

@Tao23 adults talk, you cant, but i dont insult that…you just cant figure out the nigger is a liar…good luck”

“george tierney ‏@geotie2323

all you stupid fucks, im george tierneyjr, leave my dad alone as he has nothing to do with my views. im at geotie2323@yahoo.com. FUCKERS”

Leave the father of George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC ALONE!

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC has amassed approx 100 more Twitter followers in eight hours.

George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC needs to study the intertubes.

@karen marie still has her eyes tight shut: @I’m passing for white: I’m hoping he doesn’t learn his lesson. It gives me a giggle, seeing a misogynist in the stocks. He may just be stupid enough to keep going.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: He’s consulting with his atty, Orly.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: Why did you eat Michael Jackson, ‘Catt?

Welcome, George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina!

Indeed!

Wherever she is right now, Gene Tierney is doing a serious facepalm.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! The file name for his Twitter photo? “me_in_kentucky_reasonably_small”

@matador1015: George Tierney Sr. of Greenville, South Carolina is about to whup the tar outta George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina.

The Real George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina

@I’m passing for white: No, you’re wrong. George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina isn’t half that good looking.

P.S.: George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina did win the internetz!

George,

1) Sometimes it’s better to just shut up.
2) It’s not a wise thing to start shrieking about women and then expect dates from them later on.
3) Words have consequences, even ones as stupid as yours.

Breaking hard: Santa Monica cops report that a mountain lion has been spotted and “contained” in a building a block from my office. I’m guessing it’s the Pilates studio on 2nd Street.

@Dodgerblue:
Influenced by the “Hang In there, Kitty” posters?

@ManchuCandidate: Fish & Game staff reportedly on the way. Choppers hovering. I’m going out for some Panther Piss coffee.

Add: just heard gunshots from up the street. Not good.

@Dodgerblue: Oh, no! Poor kitty.

@Dodgerblue: Ecotone.

@Mistress Cynica: Fish & Game shot and killed the kitty. Here’s a photo while it was alive and just hanging out: http://ow.ly/i/DY0x/original

@Dodgerblue: Do the have a Jellystone Rule like with the grizzlies: We’ll move you twice, and then we’ll shoot you?

@Dodgerblue: Whoa. That’s not hanging out. That’s plotting. Meh. A cat is a cat.

@Dodgerblue: Nooooooo. Why did they have to kill it? Have to go cry now.

@Dodgerblue: If it was contained, it’s a shame they didn’t have time to fetch the appropriate tranquilizer instead. Cops shot the puma/mountain lion/panther/cougar that made its way into a Chicago neighborhood a few years ago, but that one was literally roaming the streets, so there was no time.