Pointless Controversy Drives Addled Blogger to Bash Beloved Superhero
You know what? We really don’t care what Rick Santorum said about the lack of American History requirements at University of California campuses. We really don’t care that he got the claim from a Wall Street Journal op-ed, which based it on a wingnut academic report, which is wrong because the University of California does require American History.
We really don’t care, because after chasing it all down, and realizing that it’s barely a third-rate Santorum Outrage! to begin with, all we want to do is hit Spider-Man with a stick.
Which nobody should want to do. Even after the third movie.
Give us a hug, Spider-Man. And cough up the fucking candy before we change our mind.