Platinum Pampers for Best Sex Scandal

I would have to put my money on Cain! Only at the speed the bimbo eruptions blew up the GOPer “front” runner and turned him into a bigger joke.

@ManchuCandidate: Teah, but Weiner-weiner. Something of a crotch pick, but in the final analysis I have to agree with the judges.

@ManchuCandidate: You have to look at consequences. Herman was going to fail sooner or later, but two Congresscritters resigned over their non-sex sex scandals. And while it can be argued that Lee’s resignation was more significant, Weiner wins on style points, because, after all, he tweeted his dick.

This was a shitty year for sex scandals.

Pretty limp field. Nothing really jumps up and screams “Blow Me!”

To give Weiner his due he did his best. But really, who among us has not tweeted pictures of our underwear in some form or other? Opening a new bank account, getting a voter ID, renewing a passport?

I’ve appeared on stage in a musical singing and dancing while wearing less. Admittedly a few years ago. No. It’s not the same as having one’s whopper in one’s hand beside a jar of Albolene. I thought the recent case of married, Voters fan, 3 kiddies, Republican (what else? I have a theory) southern baptist mayor who resigned when challenging a fraud case brought against him for charging his city for personal items submitted a bill from a gay sex shoppe in Toronto. It had a certain scope.