Did the Boob Job Get a Boob Job?

Well, Prom, your analysis?

Yes, let’s focus on that amazing intellect and fountain of philosophy that is Sarah Palin…

Yeah, I’d rather focus on her body than her mind.

ok this is not good

I should not have seen this

Fuck! I wanted to do this story! Argh! I had a headline, too:

Tits That Say Sieg Heil!

also

“milking the story”?

Nojo, per the alt-text, do I have to follow your 2 hour rule even for Jon Hamm posts?

@FlyingChainSaw: I’m sure there will be some scandal about how the grifter Talibunny got a corporate interest or used nonprofit or PAC money to pay for the ta-tas, at which point you could post an update with your headline.

@Capt Howdy: You go where the language takes you.

@SanFranLefty: Slow day, so I’m not even following the two-hour rule. Just keep dumping posts until something gets attention.

I am sick and tired of her, her tits, her kids, her word salads, her secessionist husband … all of it.

@nojo: Done. And a present for TommCatt thrown in.

Someone really needs to hate-fuck Jethro (I have actually forgotten her consort’s name. There is hope in my heart).

I’m guessing fake. Age and gravity are not friends to big tits.

@Dodgerblue: Four or five pregnancies don’t help either.

@Mistress Cynica: Unless she’s pregnant again…

TJ: I was not aware that Kevin Costner could fix the oil spill

@SanFranLefty: I got calls about that. The Costner thing, not the pregnancy.

Meanwhile, WND is getting desperate:

A college instructor who worked as a senior elections clerk for the city and county of Honolulu in 2008 is making the stunning claim Barack Obama was definitely not born in Hawaii as the White House maintains, and that a long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate for Obama does not even exist in the Aloha State.

“There is no birth certificate,” said Tim Adams, a graduate assistant who teaches English at Western Kentucky University in Bowling Green, Ky. “It’s like an open secret. There isn’t one. Everyone in the government there knows this.”

Adams, who says he’s a Hillary Clinton supporter who ended up voting for John McCain when Clinton lost the Democratic nomination to Obama, told WND, “I managed the absentee-ballot office. It was my job to verify the voters’ identity.”

I only note this because WND sent me an EMAIL ALERT to make sure I didn’t miss it.

@nojo: This is interesting, but your Palin boobs post has set the bar very, very high.

@Dodgerblue: Topically related — claims that Palin’s boobs and Obama’s birth certificate are both fake.

@Mistress Cynica: Hey, I saw this and thought of your litter of kittehs. Cat massaging techniques

/cue bad sexual innuendos from the peanut gallery in 3..2..

@SanFranLefty: Who, me?

@SanFranLefty:

I prefer to massage dogs.

@SanFranLefty: Crazy cat lady in the bad outfit made you think of me? Excellent. Oddly enough though, just as I read that my calico jumped up and rolled onto her back, demanding a belly rub.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Nascar trash. Do the horses turn left, same as the racecars? Nice boobs, though. I really can’t tell, I have known professional women with massive boobage (Mrs. Prom) competely hide them in business clothes, and this just could be a case where we are seeing her in a t-shirt for the first time, lately she is wearing a lot of black or red jackets, a mix of Nazi and early Madonna style, which hide them, and before that, often, a parka. It really could be that we are just seeing a T-shirt, bouncing boobies outfit on her for the first time. On the other hand, I do remember that pageant photo pretty well, and she was notably not well-endowed at 18, or 20, whatever she was then. Its a toss-up to me.

@Mistress Cynica: No, not the crazy cat lady or her terrible clothes. The fact that she was worried about “reducing stress” in her cats through massage made me laugh and I thought you’d enjoy it (and your cats would demand said massages). But how could cats be stressed out? Dogs, sure. They can be balls of stress. But a cat?

@SanFranLefty: I could imagine that the only thing that would stress out a cat, would be living with a crazy cat lady.

@Promnight: I’m willing to serve on the panel with you – Lord of Boobage – to get to the heart of the matter. I can tell you this, I’ve reviewed the Manchu-approved Nailin Pailin a coupla times and can attest to this – her pron dopplegangbanger is rocking totally fake bewbies and they are not much more enhanced than what we are seeing in this shot.

I think we need a post of photo evidence in order to decide.

@Nabisco: The standard comparison appears to be the Runners World shoot.

@nojo: Linky?

@Promnight: Try HuffPo.

@nojo: For another angle, there’s this. Or this, of which really only the yoga posed shot evokes remotely bountiful breasticles.

This may come down to the touch test, really the only measure short of a Mardi Gras flash. Oh, there’s also that college pic of her in the dorm room with “I may be broke, but I’m not flat busted”…linquey?

/not that I’m wasting time at work or anything/

Padded bra.

Well, but they’re kinda far apart. Hmmmm…

@Nabisco: college pic of her in the dorm room

Oh gawd, made me look. Where’s the eyewash station?

@Nabisco: Runner’s world — probs photoshopped and maaaaybeee she’s wearing a sports bra?

I think they’re real — she’s just wearing a padded underwire bra. Not a push up bra — the kind with foam cups. They’re good for the ubersquishy bewbies.

@nojo: Spot the 80s references! SarPal was totally that batshit crazee chic from Geology 101 (“Rocks for Jocks”) who listened to Duran Duran and wore Frankie Say Relax t-shirts in that slutty, Cindy Lauper way but always had too much blue eye shadow on to show that she was really just a JuCo trailerpark tramp.

@JNOV: They’re good for the ubersquishy bewbies.

/all work just stopped at 1pm on Friday, local time/

@SanFranLefty:
not only kevin…was watching the local miami news last night and they asked viewers to email their suggestions on how to stop the spill.
let me repeat that…THEY ASKED FOR OUR IDEAS. we’re in trouble.
they have resorted to the public, and they weren’t joking.
do we have any ideas stinquers? can we stuff tony in the leak?

re boobs and TMI…FAKE. trust me, and i’ve only given birth once.

Quite a bit of face work’s been done there, too, also, you betcha.

The boobs; I’m sure she had them done for the troops, fightin’ for our precious liberties over there.

@JNOV: That’s more than a bra. A bra cannot make them point in opposite directions and upward, especially as others have pointed out, when they’re that big, she’s mid-40s, and has birthed 4 to 5 kiddos.

@Prommie: Yeah, more than the boobies, I was struck by her face. It looks like she had those cheek implants or something. And a neck lift.

@SanFranLefty: You’re not live-blogging the futbol game?

@Dodgerblue: GOOOOOOOOOOOL South Africa!

(Los Messicans came out strong, tough SA defense, score in the 55th minute)

ADD: Kuhne is on FIRE!

@Dodgerblue: I’m at work, and I can’t get the livestream anywhere…let me know if you’ve found a way to watch it.

@Nabisco: You’re torturing me, dude. I’m going to miss the US – England game tomorrow because (ironically) I’ll be playing in a soccer game at the same time.

@SanFranLefty: Los messicans seem to be doing everything they can to lose this game. The SA goalie has been a total rockstar for nearly 70 minutes, they definitely have the home field advantage, it’s a bit like when the USA plays at Azteca, except no spitting on the opponents. I thought los messicans (who are wearing rather natty black jerseys with this little green piping around the armpit, with just a hint of red on the collar) were just going to wear SA down, but not so sure it won’t be the other way around, now.

US-Former Colonial Overlords is on at around midnight here. I may nap then watch, or find a bar and drink straight through.

ADD: that “hint” of red around the collar? Just noticed there are also military type stripes along the tops, where epaulets would be. Do not like.

Oh noes, Messican equalizer at 80 minutes!

Game over, 1 point for each squad. Fashion update: the Indian hostess on ESPN Lotus is wearing a nice, blousey red thing riding low on the shoulders, cut loose enough to barely disguise that there is serious wood caused by her bolly.

Oh wait, what?

The Onion: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-soccer-fan-becoming-insufferable,17553/

@Prommie: Heh. But relax, it’s only a bridge until real Sport resumes.

Angus: “Can you believe the chainring he’s rocking on that climb?”

Beliuex: “It’s got to be an 11 percenter, easy, mate – if his lungs don’t give out all that lactic acid build up in his legs is sure to catch up to him.”

Angus: “Yep, looks like a potential bonk for the mighty Italian”.

@Nabisco: I used to be a regular at the highland games out there in Chester county every summer, with the caber-tossing and hay bale throwing and of course, the picking up of the big rock.

@Nabisco: Really. I’m not a good climber.

@SanFranLefty: Just got back from Court and looking for live stream now. Will report.

@SanFranLefty: Supposed to be on ESPN3.com, but I can’t connect to it.

@Dodgerblue: I can’t connect to it on ESPN3.com because you have to know who your Internet service provider is, and I can’t exactly call up the IT guys we use and ask them that question. Plus I was just in court for most of the morning, though they’re showing the games on big screens in front of City Hall, which was quite cool. Didn’t want to go back to work.

@Nabisco: Didn’t you just return from shore home leave? Maybe it’s the mild tropical climes, but you seem to be quite randy lately.

@flippin eck: Isn’t randiness a default setting? Its just a matter of whether one has the energy to hide it or not.

@flippin eck: Heh. It’s the anticipation of shore leave; biscuit-less meet-up in 13 days and 19 hours (but who’s counting?).

@Promnight: Word.

@Nabisco: Is it really only men who have this internal constant fantasy porn scenario generator going on? That little internal scenario-generator, that makes one start to wonder, “what does she look like naked, is she a moaner, can she put her legs over her head,” on seeing most any female, anywhere, in any circumstance? I simply don’t believe it.

@Promnight: Funny story: I was just at a work related thing, a workshop, and after a particularly engaging time consuming presentation I took my seat and was quickly approached by a rather Healthy participant who crouched down and asked me loads of follow up questions. I made sure that my eyes never moved from hers as we talked Shop, but in my peripheral vision I could see her holding the top of her blouse up in order to cover a deep cavern of cleavage that of course every str8 male would want to rappel down.

I nearly said “don’t worry, I am not staring at your bewbies”.

@Nabisco: Oh, this will so discredit me in so many eyes, but at one of my niece’s weddings, and I should add that said niece is almost my age, I am a menopausel-mistake baby, all my brothers and sisters are much older than I am, on this occasion, the party grew fervid, it was a real party, not just a social obligation, yaknowwhatImean, and I appointed myself as the “cleavage cam” photographic documenter of the displays around me, and I simply walked up to friends, family members, and more often, total strangers, and announced that I was documenting the cleavage displays at this party, and without exception, they said “sure,” and posed for a shot that included nothing above the chest, and nothing below, a “cleavage cam” shot. My most stick-in-the-mud, prudish sister-in-law, turned out the most outrageous pose, grabbing them with both hands, and shoving them up and nearly out of her gown. In my best Christopher Walken doing The Continental impression, I said to them “forgive me, if my eyes feast, on the sumptuous banquet, of your decollatage.”

@Nabisco: You’re damned if you don’t, it doesn’t matter.

You know, this is true, some, not most, maybe not many, women, they stare at a man’s crotch if they are feeling attraction. Its happened to me only maybe 3 times in my life, but its very obvious, when it happens, I suspect those are the 3 times in my life I felt what every woman feels pretty much every moment of every day, but I felt it, eyes, staring at me, assessing, wondering, whether I was a one-pump chump, or a good lay, the realization that they were doing what I do constantly, thinking the things that I am thinking constantly, while they looked at me, well, it was shocking. Not because I was offended or anything but thrilled, only because I have spent my life wishing someone would look at me with lust in their eyes, and it has happened so rarely, that it completely shocked me every time. Not one of these occasions led to anything, which is testament to how shocked I was, I was rendered incoherent and babbling, each time. They actually lick their lips, its so cool.

@Promnight: Um, every wmn I’ve known has told me, and as Stinquette comments demonstrate, they find abs, backs/shoulders and butts “sexy”, along with eyes, laugh, etc. But never, ever have I believed for a second that a crotch could at all be the object of lust by the fairer sex except in the fine intimacy of physical entanglement. Then, yes, our Second Brain becomes of interest – but only because the other things have fallen into place.

This I believe.

@Promnight: Oh honey, the lust thing. Look, speaking as someone who has had that look thousands of times, thousands, you should know how cheap that is, how small and how worthless. Anybody can be sexy, and almost anyone is sexy to someone. What mattered for me was the look that Mr. ‘Catt gave me when he told me he loved me. That look was only for me; it will only ever be for me. That is the look that counted.

You’ve been on the receiving end of a look like that too, I’d wager.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: A cat gave me that look, just before he scratched my eye out.

@nojo: This is why I much prefer dogs.

@Nabisco: True that.
@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Ahhh, so sweet.
@nojo: We need to get you out more, dearie.

@Nabisco: Cocks are fucking beautiful, what are you, nuts? Can I get a witness, ladies?

ADD: come on, Lefty! You know as well as I so that a nice thick uncut piece is more beautiful than the Grand Canyon with Shakespeare’s “quality of mercy” speech mixed in on a whim. You’re just being coy.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Best kept inside.
So to speak.

@SanFranLefty: Bluestocking.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Ma Nabisco had what looked like a universe of blue stars in her eyes the first time we kissed (her eyes are not blue), and I’ll never ever forget that.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: In the eyes of the holder, so to speak.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: I’m with Lefty. There’s a reason wimmens find it utterly ridiculous when st8 men post/send/share dick pics. But it doesn’t much matter if we don’t find it attractive in and of itself, because we’re not the visual creatures men are. Arousal originates from a totally different source.