Oregon Ducks vs. Masturbating Bears
Conan O’Brien opens “The Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour” in Eugene. Eugene, Oregon. Nojo’s ancestral home. That one. Local-humor pronunciation guide: “You-GENE”, “Orygun”, “Wil-LAM-met”. [Eugene Register-Guard]





1:53 pm • Friday • March 12, 2010
He’s coming to the Tower in Philly — tickets are something ridiculous, and I think it’s when my brother is getting married. So, boo! But for a small fortune, you can go to some cocktail party, meet Coco, get some autographed swag (well, I guess it’s only swag if it’s free, eh?)… Meh.