And now, as the stock market crashes again, please enjoy some nice, good Enya.
Oh screw it–
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I TOLD YOU TO SELL ALL OF MY STOCKS NOW MOTHERFUCKER SELL SELL SELL EVERYTHING ARRRRGGH!
Please feel free to vent in the comments. Namaste, bitches.
[Editor’s Note: I have no idea what “nice, good Enya” is. I just told YouTube “Enya” and picked a non-fan video.]
[Editor’s Note #2: Enya has fans? Who knew?]