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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America Trump's businesses got the "death" penalty for being scams.

FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America IMPALE!

¡ANDREW! • Morning in America If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist's sinister, fugly face.

KAREN MARIE MIGHT BE PEEKING JUST A LITTLE • Morning in America Oh, hey, kids - long time no see! I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.

¡ANDREW! • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn @nojo: When bad things happen to bad people, and they get what they deserve.

NOJO • Joe the Plumber Foils Our Prediction of Resorting to Online Porn And now he’s dead. At 49. Of pancreatic cancer. Which he couldn’t afford, so he set up a…

FLYINGCHAINSAW • Morning in America DISMEMBER!

MANCHUCANDIDATE • Morning in America The Orange Grinch who stole an Election (and Top Secrets)

NOJO • Morning in America Needs a Dragnet narrator.

FLYINGCHAINSAW • IF TRUMP APEARS IN A PENITENTIARY, THE INMATES WILL DISMEMBER HIM WITHIN MINUTES! PIECE OF SHIT, TRUMP! DIE! DIE! DIE!