Needs a Dragnet narrator.
The Orange Grinch who stole an Election (and Top Secrets)
Oh, hey, kids – long time no see!
I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.
If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist’s sinister, fugly face.
Trump’s businesses got the “death” penalty for being scams.
More Drip Drip Drip bad news from ProPublica (I really should donate) on Justice Ruckus Thomas. They’re really fucking with him now.
“Drip… oops sorry. Drip… uh still sorry? Drip…more sorry?”
@ManchuCandidate: Seeing the words “Tr666p” and (corporate) “death penalty” together make me happy beyond words.
When $hitler finally croaks, I’ll be dancing the streets!
They’ll have to bury him at sea like Osama bin Laden ; )
@¡Andrew!: Once the other inmates are done with him, they’ll have to stuff his body and his rectum in two separate caskets.
DIE! DIE! DIE!, TRUMPFUCK!, FUCKING DIE!

NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?