TRUMPLIGULA’S DIAGNOSIS: Malignant Narcissism. President Fuckface Von Clownstick is a Psycho Fuck and Needs To be Put On Horse Tranquilizers and Caged!

Experts the world over are so aghast at the twisted horror of the election of senescent trust fund twit Fuckface Von Clownstick that they can barely get their righteous hate and rage down on paper, surprisingly being left to sputter choice phrases about the sickness that puts shoes on every day and calls itself Trump.

Read: Johns Hopkins’ Top Psychotherapist Releases Terrifying Diagnosis Of President Trump

John D. Gartner, a practicing psychotherapist who taught psychiatric residents at Johns Hopkins University Medical School, however, has been able to control his revulsion long enough to actually diagnose the psychopath who now haunts the oval office, giggling at the sensation of writing executive orders that throw the world in chaos while sniffing the aroma of babies and endangered species being barbecued for his delight on the South Lawn.

Garner told US News and World Report: “Donald Trump is dangerously mentally ill and temperamentally incapable of being president,” says Gartner, author of “In Search of Bill Clinton: A Psychological Biography.” Trump, Gartner says, has “malignant narcissism,” which is different from narcissistic personality disorder and which is incurable.

Fuckface Von Clownstick should be in the primates cage at the zoo, providing sodomy to higher order animals, like tree sloths and water buffalo.