Future Revelations

- Fossil fuels cause global warming
- Access to firearms increases likelihood of injury or death
- The refrigerator light goes off when you shut the door
- Ted Cruz’s father was not involved in the JFK assassination
- Immigrant crime is statistically indistinguishable from native-born
- Your cat does not spend every waking moment plotting to kill you
- Bragging about donations to charity that do not exist constitutes a lie
- Racists are, in fact, racist
- If you push something, it will fall over
- America wasn’t that great the last time
In Sudden About Face, Trump Admits Obama Was Born In US [AP/TPM]
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When I’m alone, I will put off doing the laundry until the last possible minute.
But that Enzyte will make my penis grow larger.
See that means everything is WRONG WRONG WRONG!
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?