Penalty for Early Withdrawal
Title: “Sex Checks: 60 Checks for Maintaining Balance in the Bedroom”
Author: Potter Style
Rank: 78
Blurb: “Issued by the ‘World Bank of Savings and Love’ these playful checks offer a diverse portfolio of options for the shy and adventurous alike.”
Review: “Super cute and very sturdy”
Customers Also Bought: “Star Wars Date Night Darth Vader Plush Toy”
Footnote: Modern couples prefer Touch ID.
Sex Checks [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
4 Comments
Can’t it just be an oral contract?
@ManchuCandidate: A kiss is not a contract…
I have to lie down.
@Benedick: Will you come spoon with me? Who is the big spoon?
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