Portland Man’s Google Glass Stolen in Brooklyn
“The 38-year-old man lost the $1,500 grey device between 11 a.m. on Nov. 2 and 1 a.m. on Nov. 3 during which time he visited a Regal Entertainment movie theater at 106 Court St. and returned to his temporary Cobble Hill home on Warren Street, according to police.” [via Gothamist]
I see skinny jeans, an ironic hat, and a half-finished craft beer.
I see pirated copies of Gravity: Give Me a Break on 42nd street.
Those are the fanciest post-cataracts surgery glasses ever.
I’ve yet to see these in Seattle–they must be a hoax. In the mid-2000s, I saw a guy at my gym fiddling with a strange mp3 player. I asked him what kind of iPod it was, and he angrily replied that it was a “Zune.” I never saw one again.
@¡Andrew!: The Glassholes are crawling all over the Mission and NoPa. Consider yourself lucky.
@¡Andrew!:
Rimshot button pressed.
@SanFranLefty:
Newt Gingrich has one. Enuff said.
TJ/ Just saw the score. Screamed on the bus. People reacted like they’ve never heard screaming before. Actress. Bishop.
Probability the NY Post has already blamed this on di Blasio: 100%
@JNOV: You would have been hoarse from screaming if you had watched the last 5 minutes of the 4th quarter. Stanford tried to throw the game away but time ran out.
@Dodgerblue: SNODFART = CHOKE
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
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