The Butter Battle Book
Title: “Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible: The New Classic Guide to Delicious Dishes with More Than 300 Recipes”
Authors: Paula Deen and Melissa Clark
Rank: 1
Blurb: “Hi, y’all!”
Review: “I don’t normally buy items for a political statement but this time I have. Paula has freedom of speech and I have the power of the buck. Today I bought this book AND a box of cheerios (in support of their ad that contains a mixed race marriage).”
Customers Also Bought: “Paula Deen Signature Pantryware Standing Rooster Paper Towel Holder”
Footnote: We smell a Delicious! tie-in with Chick-fil-A.
Paula Deen’s Southern Cooking Bible [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences.
Have never looked at any of her recipes, but the cook in me guesses they’re made largely of obvious.
I wonder if she’s got a deep fried foot in mouth in corn syrup, cream, butter and lard sauce recipe?
Looking for the recipe for Ku Klux Flan.
@matador1015: Ha! I’d agree that racist & homophobic slurs would increase her popularity with her audience.
Can’t remember on which blog I read this about her YouTube video, but it cracked me up: “Why Did Paula Deen Deliver Her Apology in Pink Face?”
@¡Andrew!: Mr Cyn and I were discussing what a huge discussion must have taken place at Walmart headquarters over cutting her loose–pouring over the demographics to determine if they have more African American customers or more fat white redneck racists.
@Mistress Cynica: In a Saturday Night Live skit, they made her say the N–word: Nutrition.
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