Klingon, Dothraki, Na’vi, Emoji, and Newspeak
Title: “The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts”
Author: Gary D. Chapman
Rank: 35
Blurb: “Chapters are categorized by love language for easy reference, and each one ends with specific, simple steps to express a specific language to your spouse and guide your marriage in the right direction.”
Review: “A lot of the people who gave it low ratings said it was full of simple common sense.”
Customers Also Bought: “The 5 Love Languages Men’s Edition”, “The Five Love Languages Singles Edition”, “The 5 Love Languages of Teenagers”, “The 5 Love Languages of Children”, “The 5 Languages of Appreciation in the Workplace”, “The Five Languages of Apology”, “The One Year Love Language Minute Devotional”, “God Speaks Your Love Language”, and “A Perfect Pet for Peyton: A 5 Love Languages Discovery Book”.
Footnote: If we only had no shame, we’d be rich.
The 5 Love Languages [Amazon]
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Um… right.
Is “Not Being An Asshole” a language?
Not quite sure here … can’t I just use … words? Like, they work.
I speak jive! Does that count?
Frottage, Oral, Anal, Bondage and Discipline!
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