Climate Change

Frozen water can knock over a shrubbery? Who could have imagined?

I loved the suggestion to call 911. By all means call on your local government to fix problems like your neighborhood is being swept away by a moving sheet of ice. Police and fire departments nationwide are highly trained and equipped to deal with exactly this kind of event.

Tweety has become unhinged about the various ‘scandals’ now confronting our Commander in Chief. “Why doesn’t he do this…?” “Why doesn’t he do that..?” Spittle flying. I often want to reach into the TV with a hankie to mop the corners of his mouth. He always looks like he just ate salad with Thousand Island Dressing. As to his ‘questions’ one wants to answer “Because he isn’t 12, you dolt.”

I imagine our president in his quiet hours sharing a glass of Chateau Gloria with his lovely wife, Bo between them on the sofa, murmuring, “Do you fucking believe this shit?”

In other news, I’ve spent much of the day cleaning up after last night’s fecal catastrophe. Much as we love our dogs there are times that that love is put to the test.

I don’t know what to make of this video. Except reach for the Tito’s.

P.S. How awesome is it to use ‘that that’?

It’s hard not to see it as a sentient, sinister entity. And it has every reason to be pissed.

@Benedick: Some wing nuts may be getting their nuts twisted up about Benghazi but according to this survey, 39% of those who are complaining do not even know where it is located.

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2013/05/voters-trust-clinton-over-gop-on-benghazi.html

@DElurker: I think it’s east of Swindon.

@DElurker: The other 61% still can’t figure out who this freakin’ Ben Gazi guy is.

@¡Andrew!: And another 61% think that aliens have touched down in US ‘Merika, and 65% of ‘Merikans can’t name a single US Supreme Court justice.