Good to the Last Drip
“I’ve put them in before, but I really decided against it.” —Rand Paul, explaining why… No. Won’t do it. Why spoil a good line with context? [TPM]
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Pfft. He was wearing diapers.
Meh. He should study how Gerard Depardieu handles these situations.
There’s a glory hole joke somewhere in here.
@Dodgerblue: I woould give anything . ANY-FUCKING-THING- to have seen him whip it out and piss on Michele Bachmann. If she had been there, which I’m almost certian she wasn’t.
@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Wait, of course she wan’t there. Rand Paul is a Senator.
But still.
If a urine bag strapped to his leg was good enough for Strom Thurman, it should be good enough for Rand Paul.
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