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Our guest columnist was recommended to us by NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez.
Are you infinitely thankful to God for having given us such a wonderful, wise and benevolent pope in Benedict XVI.?
Do you sincerely hope that the Church will be granted a worthy successor: a rock of faith, a leader open to the Holy Spirit, a pope prayerful and holy?
Do you as an important part of the Body of Christ wish to contribute through the power of your prayers so that the Holy Spirit may guide, protect and enlighten our Cardinals when they determine the next successor of St. Peter?
You now have the opportunity to actively be part of this providential endeavour by having a Cardinal assigned to you, who you will support through your prayer and intercession during the coming weeks before and during the conclave and for three days following the election.
Click the “Adopt” button below to adopt!
Currently 141488 people have adopted a Cardinal
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I was hoping for Dolan but Fernando Filoni.
By the way, awesome site.
Does this mean I have to fondle them?
can I vote for – opps, adopt Gary Busey?
A new story that O’Brien’s ‘inappropriate behavior’ (Calvin Klein’s new line of cologne for men) was reported directly to the Vatican several months ago by a priest.
Due to heavy server load no new adoptions can currently be made!
No fair!
@karen marie might be peeking just a little: And I can tell you from experience, geek prayer doesn’t work for shit.
@karen marie might be peeking just a little: New message!
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I’m saving that for my geek translation of the crucifixion.
@Benedick: not fair to say something like that without a link
JNOV Jezebel, you have adopted a Cardinal!
Name: Willem Jacobus Eijk
Country: The Netherlands
Day of birth: 1953-6-22
Cardinal since: 2012-2-18
Function: Archbishop of Utrecht, Netherlands
We have sent an email with the dates of your Cardinal to your email address!
Tell your friends that you have adopted a cardinal.
Or you may simply print this page!
Thank you and God bless!
JNOV “Skullduggery!” Jezebel, ye have adopted a Cardinal!
Name: Willem Jacobus Eijk
Country: Th’ Netherlands
Day o’ birth: 1953-6-22
Cardinal since: 2012-2-18
Function: Archbishop o’ Utrecht, Netherlands
We have sent an email wi’ th’ dates o’ your Cardinal t’ your email address!
Tell your buckos that ye have adopted a cardinal. Or “Nancy-Pants!” ye may simply print this page!
Thank ye an’ God bless!
@Benedick:
Merci Beaucoup
@Benedick:
yeah sure
the pope was just old.
Well, now I feel better. And he’s French! Ooh la la!
karen marie, you have adopted a Cardinal!
Name: Philippe Barbarin
Country: France
Day of birth: 1950-10-17
Cardinal since: 2003-10-21
Function: Archbishop of Lyon, France
@ManchuCandidate: In America, Cardinals fondle you!
@karen marie might be peeking just a little: That really needs to be a baseball card. “Batting seventh for the College of Cardinals…”
@nojo: If it’s McGwire, test for PEDs.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!