It’s Funny Because People Died When You Were In Charge

If it’s Brown, flush him down.

@ManchuCandidate:

And press rimshot button__________ Now >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

So many twits, so little time.

@SanFranLefty,

Thought you might enjoy browsing photos of the ultra trashy mega-mcmansion of In-N-Out heiress–wait for it–Lynsi Torres. Surprisingly, no stripper pole.

People must really like the chain, since it looks like this place has its own zip code.

Here’s the 30-Year-Old In-N-Out Heiress’s Huge New Mansion

Mike Lee, the next great white hope…

http://deadspin.com/5981429/boxings-great-white-hope-problem-or-why-the-fuck-was-mike-lee-in-a-super-bowl-commercial

@ManchuCandidate: That guy is a fighter? Looks like he’d have trouble working on a loading dock. BTW the guy who was probably the greatest fighter of all time, Muhammed Ali, is reportedly close to death.

@¡Andrew!:
I do. The fries suck, though.

@¡Andrew!: Weird, I was just reading an article about her on SF Gate.

@ManchuCandidate: Gotta ask for the fries extra-crispy so they aren’t all limp, and a burger mustard-grilled with peppers is the way to go. Jesus Freak things on the bottom of the soda cup gets tiresome.

@ManchuCandidate: He’a certainly got a Mike Lee gut on him.

T/J Have you guys seen this bullshit yet?

http://twitchy.com/

Oh my God, they are so stupid. Ping-pong is one of the editrices (edittrixes?). Hillarious.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Turned up last fall, I think. Every time wingnut sites seem to reach Peak Stupid (hello, Free Beacon!), another comes along to take the crown.

@Tommmcatt Can’t Believe He Ate The Whole Thing: Is the orange an homage to Boehner?

@Dodgerblue:
He is. Not a very good one.

TJ/ OK, this makes the third goddamn week in a row I’ve lost a friend to fucking cancer–pancreatic this time. Fuck, fuck FUCK!!
Also, you might want to unfriend me now for your own safety.

@Mistress Cynica: How horrible–I’m so sorry. Feel free to give me a buzz if you’d like to talk.

@Mistress Cynica: Oh honey, I am so very sorry. FUCKING FUCKETY CANCER!