Not That Marcus Had a Problem With That
“He prohibited her husband, Dr. Marcus Bachmann, from sleeping in the same room with wife while on the campaign trail.” —Former (and still unpaid) Michele Bachmann field coordinator Peter Waldron, bitching about her “Rasputin-like” debate coach Brett O’Donnell. Bachmann’s campaign finance chair calls the comments “outrageous embellishments of the reality of what transpired”. [BuzzFeed, via Political Wire]
WA WA WALDRON
Coach of the Teabagger queen
That was a nut that really was gone
WA WA WALDRON
Teabaggistan’s corn doggiest machine
It was a shame how she prattled on
why would anybody paid or not admit to being any of the following?:
1. Michele Bachmann’s debate coach
2. W.’s speech writer
3. Todd Akin’s womens issues director
4. Glenn Beck’s parents
5. Bill O’Reilly’s wife
6. Ann Coulter’s sex change surgeon
7. Dennis Miller’s comedic role model
It would be much preferable to falsely substitute unemployed, hooked on meth, on a flavored vodka binge on a resume instead of admitting to any of the above for any amount of time regardless of the recompense.
@jwmcsame:
8. NAMBLA’s public spokesperson
9. Gary Busey’s psychiatrist
10. Alex Jones’ anger management coach
11. Rick Scott’s ethics advisor
12. Clarence Thomas’ law school professor
13. Fred Phelp’s relative
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Come on dude shut your mouth. Shut your mouth Never like to hear I take bribes Won't you please…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.