What’s The Matter With Toronto?
Monkey caught after running loose in Toronto Ikea store . Not known how monkey, clad in shearling coat, got in #ikea
— CBC News Alerts (@CBCAlerts) December 9, 2012
First Bad Santa, now this. But hey, it’s an easy way to start the week for Stephen Colbert’s writers.
Normally there’s a perfectly unobstructed view of the Washington Monument from my apartment two miles away, but tonight it’s Exorcist-level foggy. Which reminds me — any Stinquers making the trek for the inauguration this time around?
@mellbell: I’ve gone forty years never stopping to wonder whether there was an inside joke to setting it in Georgetown.
ADD:
It was inspired by a 1949 case of demonic possession and exorcism that Blatty heard about while he was a student in the class of 1950 at Georgetown University
So there may be Georgetown inside jokes, for all I know, but Georgetown itself isn’t one of them.
It’s only the Third Seal. Unless there is a massive accident involving clowns in the next week or so then I’m not going to worry.
@ManchuCandidate: Surely we must be up to at least four, what with the hockey lockout.
Five would be a Rogue Zamboni, but that’s old news.
@nojo:
The NHL lockout is a sweet release from the torture known as the Maple Loafs. The Loafs winning the Stanley Cup is the seventh seal.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?
NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!