What’s The Matter With Toronto?
Monkey caught after running loose in Toronto Ikea store . Not known how monkey, clad in shearling coat, got in #ikea
— CBC News Alerts (@CBCAlerts) December 9, 2012
First Bad Santa, now this. But hey, it’s an easy way to start the week for Stephen Colbert’s writers.
Normally there’s a perfectly unobstructed view of the Washington Monument from my apartment two miles away, but tonight it’s Exorcist-level foggy. Which reminds me — any Stinquers making the trek for the inauguration this time around?
@mellbell: I’ve gone forty years never stopping to wonder whether there was an inside joke to setting it in Georgetown.
ADD:
It was inspired by a 1949 case of demonic possession and exorcism that Blatty heard about while he was a student in the class of 1950 at Georgetown University
So there may be Georgetown inside jokes, for all I know, but Georgetown itself isn’t one of them.
It’s only the Third Seal. Unless there is a massive accident involving clowns in the next week or so then I’m not going to worry.
@ManchuCandidate: Surely we must be up to at least four, what with the hockey lockout.
Five would be a Rogue Zamboni, but that’s old news.
@nojo:
The NHL lockout is a sweet release from the torture known as the Maple Loafs. The Loafs winning the Stanley Cup is the seventh seal.
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NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?