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Our guest columnist appears to have been celebrating Colorado’s legalization of marijuana.
On 7NEWS at 5 p.m. on Monday, the station reported on ex-CIA director David Petraeus’ relationship with his biographer, Paula Broadwell.
Broadwell earned a master’s degree at the University of Denver and had given a speech at an alumni event several weeks ago that may have provided insight into the early stages of their relationship.
During the broadcast, 7NEWS showed an image of Broadwell’s biography of Petraeus that is called, “All In: The Education of General David Petraeus.”
However, when the 7NEWS reporter went on the Internet to get an image of the book cover, the reporter mistakenly grabbed a Photoshopped image that said, “All Up In My Snatch.”
“It was a mistake,” said KMGH-TV News Director Jeff Harris.
Photoshopped book title from Paula Broadwell’s Gen. David Petraeus’ biography goes viral on web [ABC Denver, via AMERICAblog]
Even I check photos that I cravenly borrow from the intertubes.
Yeah, a mistake.
@Dodgerblue: Fun detail: AmericaBlog couldn’t find the “original” online last night, leading them to suspect an Inside Job at the station.
Designers will never learn: Never fuck with something that may go Production.
@nojo: I think I’ve told here the story of a lawsuit I was involved in where some poor schmuck put a phony credit, Heywood Jablowme, into a Disney home video. The Mouse crushed him.
Hilarious.
Mama’s rockin’ some gunz.
@Benedick: Me like.
Breaking stupidly hard: Paula Broadwell and Rielle Hunter are neighbors! http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/11/12/dilworth-charlotte-mistressville-u-s-a.html
@Dodgerblue: Fine. Bring her up. It doesn’t bother me. Whatever makes him happy. I’m over it. It’s done. Some men would rather obtain a restraining order than stop to think what’s in their best interest. All I care about is his happiness. That’s all I care about. It’s not my place to judge. So long as he’s happy. He should be happy. We should all be happy. I doubt he’s happy. But. His choice. Rielle. Rhymes with bitch.
@Dodgerblue: See what you did?
@Benedick: Darling, don’t take on so! He wasn’t worth it, really he wasn’t. Too much hair. And he has bitey teeth, you said so yourself. Focus on the good things. Fall. Silicon lubricant. Leather jockstraps. Sing it with me: These are a few of my favorite things…
Holy shit, that woman has arms like Master Chief!
I’d give the space alien a buck if she made out with Broadwell on TV. Can someone who lives near her get a message to her. I’m serious.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: He was too good for me. I could never match his tan lines. I would drive by delivering milk and there he was, glad to see me. In blue jeans and an old tee shirt.
I was there to deliver milk… He was an ex-presidential candidate… Someone had to comfort him…
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
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