The September Issue
Vogue: “In the September profile of Chelsea Clinton, ‘Waiting in the Wings,’ by Jonathan Van Meter, Dan Baer was mistakenly identified as an interior designer. He is a deputy assistant secretary for the Bureau of Democracy, Human Rights, and Labor at the U.S. Department of State.” [HuffPo, via @anamariecox]
“interior designer” aka “homo”. Because Chelsea hearts the gays. And it’s in Vague. I blame Diana Vreeland. For everything.
OK, Nojo, are you responsible for this?
@Dodgerblue: I’ll cop to getting shitfaced drunk while playing trumpet during a 1978 game, but that’s it.
Fashion note: Thick uniforms are handy for hiding flasks.
ADD: It took thirty years, but I’ve finally forgotten the fingering for the fight song. Although I’ve now self-earwormed the lyrics.
ADD2: Wait, wait — they have to memorize all the music? Shee-it. At least with a Bottom Ten football team, nobody gave a shit about our performance.
Jenna Bush, Chelsea, other presidential kids – no chance they’ll be evaluated on their merits. Seems to me both would be low-level functionaries managing a 10 person department somewhere were they not the children of political royalty.
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