Don’t Roof-Rack Me, Bro
I can’t believe it took this long.
And the fact that it’s from the ultimate ’80s musician Devo just makes it all the better.
You know, Romney keeps insisting that the dog actually liked being put in a box and strapped to the roof of the car. At first I thought that was just a bullshit justification after the fact. But now, after Romney’s recent string of stupid comments I’m starting to think that maybe Romney wasn’t lying. Maybe the dog preferred being on the roof over having to ride in the same car as that rich, conceited asshole.
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