But Paul Ryan is Totally a Situation Dude
“I’m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she’s gotten. She’s lost weight. She’s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun.” —Mitt Romney, making his case for why Americans should despise him forever. [WaPo, via Political Wire]
Mittens is on a roll. Is Snooki his campaign manager? Because it looks like about that level of intelligence and competence.
Romney/Ryan 2012: DTF (over 99% of the country out of their moneez)
How tiny she’s gotten… Like the wealth of the middle class.
ADD. Apple is gonna break 700. What?
@Benedick: Apple is gonna break 700. What?
I’m proud to have Done My Part last night, right after Childrens Hospital and NTSF:SD:SUV.
Snooki is a GOPer… which says a lot about the GOP considering how dumb she is.
We’ve come a long way. Twenty years ago, national GOP candidates were condemning unwed TV mothers.
@Benedick: Break 700 of what?
This just in: Judge strikes down Gov. Walker’s union-busting laws.
See, he’s just a regular guy you’d want to have a Postum with….
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Price per share.
How do we solve a problem like Maria?
How do we hold a moonbeam in our hand…
Wait. What?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
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NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
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NOJO • The Reckoning Four years later: Uhhh, how’d that work out?
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread @nojo: yeah. I had a feeling you’d say that.
NOJO • Hanging by a Thread @JNOV: Haven’t touched a thing — checked it the other day, worked from here. But that’s my…
JNOV • Hanging by a Thread Oh! My edits worked! Praise nojo!