Most Awesome Newspaper Correction Ever

Apparently someone at the Chronic believes that G in G Spot is for God, not Graftenberg.

@ManchuCandidate: The columnist is such a fucking hack. The best part of the “Peaches Christ Speaks Up” column he wrote after he got busted for making shit up is that Peaches says that she would never use a crucifix dildo as a prop, because that would be so passe. She was hosting a special audience-participation showing of “Showgirls” last night at the Castro Theater – we walked by before the showing, you couldn’t swing a slingback mule without hitting a drag queen goddess standing outside the theater.

Let’s be honest – if you’re going to get a “handle” on the thing, what better shape to have? Similarly, if you want a big rubber dildo to get on, you need a suction cup that sticks to the floor so you can … get on it. In the end, it’s mostly physics and … what you wrap your hand around. Amiright?

Bah, that’s not even a dildo that’s shaped like a crucifix. That’s a crucifix that’s shaped like a dildo.

See also:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbdu0v_lucy-the-daughter-of-the-devil-s1e0_fun

(at about 9:30)

@blogenfreude: Brother, you said a mouthful.

@blogenfreude: One of my favorite dildo stories is about a guy who had an extra grande, thick one on a suction cup in his shower. One day, a plumber came to work on the pipes in the bathroom, and after about half an hour the guy realized–horrified–that he’d totally forgotten to take the joystick down. The plumber never said a word. Happy Monday, everyone!

@blogenfreude: The God Particle? Personally, I find the mail ordered Hello Kitty joysticks perfectly suitable.