Gale-Force Windbags Descend on Florida
The hurricane is less damaging.
This storm may be a way to thin the red herd.
Pfft, this is all an evil plot by the liberals at NOAA to shut down the convention. LIES, just like global warming.
Will this, finally be Obama’s Katrina? As long as the GOP plays the role of Luisiana’s 6th ward, I’m ok with it.
@Serolf Divad: I haven’t decided whether to run with Biblical Isaac or Isaac Hayes.
@nojo:
Hayes.
Who’s the big massive storm
That’s a rain machine on all the Repugs?
(Issac!)
Ya damn right
Who is the storm that Repugs would like to blame on Prez Obama?
(Issac!)
Can you spin it?
What’s the cat level when this storm smacks Florida all about?
(Issac!)
Right on
They say this Issac is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth!)
I’m talkin’ ’bout Issac.
(Then we can dig it)
He’s a big ass storm
But no one understands him but science
(Deniers!)
@nojo: Asimov might capture the surreality of it all.
This is working very well for them.
Pat Robertson is oddly silent, which is too bad because at a time like this it’s really good to know whose side God is on. Guess we’ll know when the hurricane hits.
@¡Andrew!: Ha! I don’t sully my beautiful mind thinking about it.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?:
The 1%ers, obviously, because God showered them with gold. The plebes in ‘bama get the rain, wind, etc.
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.