Gale-Force Windbags Descend on Florida

The hurricane is less damaging.

This storm may be a way to thin the red herd.

Pfft, this is all an evil plot by the liberals at NOAA to shut down the convention. LIES, just like global warming.

@ManchuCandidate: Bingo

Will this, finally be Obama’s Katrina? As long as the GOP plays the role of Luisiana’s 6th ward, I’m ok with it.

@Serolf Divad: I haven’t decided whether to run with Biblical Isaac or Isaac Hayes.

@nojo:
Hayes.

Who’s the big massive storm
That’s a rain machine on all the Repugs?
(Issac!)
Ya damn right

Who is the storm that Repugs would like to blame on Prez Obama?
(Issac!)
Can you spin it?

What’s the cat level when this storm smacks Florida all about?
(Issac!)
Right on

They say this Issac is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth!)
I’m talkin’ ’bout Issac.
(Then we can dig it)

He’s a big ass storm
But no one understands him but science
(Deniers!)

@nojo: Asimov might capture the surreality of it all.

This is working very well for them.

@nojo: Hayes.

@ManchuCandidate: Brilliant.

Pat Robertson is oddly silent, which is too bad because at a time like this it’s really good to know whose side God is on. Guess we’ll know when the hurricane hits.

@¡Andrew!: Ha! I don’t sully my beautiful mind thinking about it.

@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?:
The 1%ers, obviously, because God showered them with gold. The plebes in ‘bama get the rain, wind, etc.