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Friend,

There’s no better way to kick off the beginning of summer than a road trip across our beautiful country. And who better to hit the road with than supporters.

That’s why I’m saving two seats on the bus for supporters like you.

The campaign bus is warming up to hit the campaign trail soon. Want to have a chance to join us?

Donate $5 today to be automatically entered for the chance to join me for a day on the road.

Hope to see you soon,

Mitt Romney

[via email]

nojo
11:51 am • Friday • June 8, 2012
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ManchuCandidate

11:56 am • Friday • June 8, 2012

So do the winners get actual seats or get strapped to the top of the bus?

Mistress Cynica

12:25 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

@ManchuCandidate: Congratulations. You win the internetz.

Walking Still

2:37 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

Shouldn’t that be caffeine-free Diet Coke or is Mitt a speed freak?

Mistress Cynica

2:43 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

@Walking Still: IIRC, the Elders ruled that caffeine doesn’t count in cold drinks.

Walking Still

2:46 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

@Mistress Cynica: In that case, just for consistency, alcohol should be allowed in cold drinks. Frozen margaritas all around.

mellbell

2:54 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

@Walking Still: I’ve wondered about that as well.

I’m passing for white

3:15 pm • Friday • June 8, 2012

@Mistress Cynica: Yeah. Rumor has it that they have stock in Coke, and that had something to do with the change, but iced-tea is verboten, so who the hell knows?

Prophet Monson prefers Pepsi despite his die-betus. (Wilford Bromley (RIP) –> Mormon)

lynnlightfoot

8:09 am • Sunday • June 10, 2012

@I’m passing for white: I think it’s Pepsi that the Mormon church is invested in.

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