Jaguar Presents the Ad of the Year

Soon as we can get the fucking ignition to turn, we’ll tell you.
Shit, sorry Nojo! Where did this post come from? I swear the Paultard one was the last one up ten minutes ago.
@SanFranLefty: I was rushing mine, saw yours, and backdated it an hour. Couldn’t wait.
@nojo: I can go through the time machine and pull and re-date mine for tomorrow morning in the wee or 7 am hours if you want.
@nojo: @SanFranLefty: “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtian!”
@SanFranLefty: No, it’s cool. I rushed this one because I have something else already slotted for the morn.
@Tommmcatt May Just Have Some MJ In His System As Well, So What?: “These are not the Posts you are looking for.”
Alternate pitch for Creative:
“Hang it all, Jared – I’m springing for a JagUwar”
Sweet hangin’ Limey, this is a great header for a great post. Good work, Hobbes.
Jaguar does a lot of things right, but building wiring harnesses is not one of those things. The reason you can confidently buy a mid-90s and on Jag is because Ford did the wiring harness and other electrics. Watch mid-90s hair Clarkson test a ’96 XJ here.
@blogenfreude: Grace, pace and space. When they ran.
Is it bad that I laughed out loud for a good minutes and a half when I saw this? Of course, I also hooted when Layne’s car wouldn’t start, because I’m just that compassionate. And I totally saw that coming.
Please tell me this is for real.
@I’m passing for white: It is. Silent Creative Partner flagged me to an article written about Jaguar following last week’s episode — before this week’s — and the article mentioned the new slogan. One mad Google session later…
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