Grow Up, Kid
Title: “The Duckling Gets a Cookie!?”
Author: Mo Willems
Rank: 63
Blurb: “The Pigeon is back (hooray!) and this time the drama centers on an adorable little duckling who gets a cookie just by asking — politely. Just by asking?! Politely reminds the duckling, but the Pigeon is already off on a hilarious rant about all the things he asks for — many of which readers of the earlier Pigeon books will remember — ending with the all-too-familiar refrain, ‘It’s not fair.'”
Review: “The book is low on plot and low on words in general.”
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Footnote: Can we have Medicare for All and hang government torturers by their thumbs? Please?
The Duckling Gets a Cookie!? [Amazon]
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“It’s not fair” should be the first thing any kid learns.
And the 2nd is that when life is “fair” then you probably won’t like that either.
Finally got a good night’s sleep last night. Been sleepless for 6 nights.
Did most of the things I should have done during the week but was too lethargic to do in 2 hours.
Self publishing will kill us all.
/dawn of the internet age/
Scientists have discovered an early internet access contraption. The old-timey device only has three settings: Cats, Tits, and Other.
I don’t think I can handle thirteen weeks of two ad teams unironically arguing the finer points of Subway breakfasts.
@¡Andrew!: I think Other is just an excuse to provide a spare knob.
@nojo:
I’ll pass on the show and subway breakfasts.
Oh Megs dad.
If only Newt could hang in long enough to see baked beans at his lunar colony.
Hey, it’s Maru! In a cat-shitter commercial!
@nojo: It goes to 11.
@nojo:
He could always photo shop them into Space 1999 episodes.
She was simply helping to find Mr. Sterling’s contact lens, dear.
@nojo:
Don and Sally both had their illusions popped.
Would lunar-colony baked beans create a methane problem?
@nojo:
Only if it were done Blazing Saddles style.
@ManchuCandidate: “The Hand That Feeds.”
@redmanlaw:
The song fits so well even if it would be quite anachronistic.
I thought the episode was quite telling about how the establishment works.
@Benedick: Imma do a chapbook one day…
“So, how is The City?”
Where’s Mrs. Draper 2.o? Fat camp?
@I’m passing for white:
Hanging out with Chuck Cunningham and the first Darren and the previous Bobbies.
@ManchuCandidate: Heh. She needs to come back.
Julia Ormond!
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