Grow Up, Kid

“It’s not fair” should be the first thing any kid learns.

And the 2nd is that when life is “fair” then you probably won’t like that either.

Finally got a good night’s sleep last night. Been sleepless for 6 nights.

Did most of the things I should have done during the week but was too lethargic to do in 2 hours.

Self publishing will kill us all.

/dawn of the internet age/

Scientists have discovered an early internet access contraption. The old-timey device only has three settings: Cats, Tits, and Other.

I don’t think I can handle thirteen weeks of two ad teams unironically arguing the finer points of Subway breakfasts.

@¡Andrew!: I think Other is just an excuse to provide a spare knob.

@nojo:
I’ll pass on the show and subway breakfasts.

Oh Megs dad.

If only Newt could hang in long enough to see baked beans at his lunar colony.

Hey, it’s Maru! In a cat-shitter commercial!

@nojo: It goes to 11.

@nojo:
He could always photo shop them into Space 1999 episodes.

She was simply helping to find Mr. Sterling’s contact lens, dear.

@nojo:
Don and Sally both had their illusions popped.

Would lunar-colony baked beans create a methane problem?

@nojo:
Only if it were done Blazing Saddles style.

@ManchuCandidate: “The Hand That Feeds.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhBRJStz7w

@redmanlaw:
The song fits so well even if it would be quite anachronistic.

I thought the episode was quite telling about how the establishment works.

@Benedick: Imma do a chapbook one day…

“So, how is The City?”

Where’s Mrs. Draper 2.o? Fat camp?

@I’m passing for white:
Hanging out with Chuck Cunningham and the first Darren and the previous Bobbies.

@ManchuCandidate: Heh. She needs to come back.

Julia Ormond!