You’d Have Managed Better If You’d Had It Planned
“An actor portraying the apostle Judas in a play about the final moments of Jesus Christ’s life has died after accidentally hanging himself onstage in Brazil.” [WND]
Sheriff Joe is staring at me from the ad box and asking me for money. Strange.
Did he mean to die like that?
Was that a mistake or
Did he know his shocking death
Would be a neck breaker?
I have no idea who that Kovacs guy is, but I might buy his book cuz…
When the veil of presumption is removed and people see the words that are actually on the Bible’s pages, readers will discover:
…
Women’s breasts are celebrated in the Bible
There’s a character in the Bible called a “dumb ass”
Underwear didn’t disintegrate despite 40 years of heavy use
The worst case of hemorrhoids in history is recorded
I think squishy bewbies are in Song of Songs.
Who had the piles?
@I’m passing for white: I’m guessing Job …
@blogenfreude: Yeah. Probably.
If life were a horror movie this terrible accident would start a chain reaction that would bring about the end times.
@Tommmcatt Wears A Hoodie Daily: Life is a horror movie.
@I’m passing for white: I need a better butt double then.
@Tommmcatt Wears A Hoodie Daily: Wait. To make it look scarier?
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Welp Speaking to reporters on Air Force One, President Trump said that “Cuba looks like it is…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 My mood courtesy of Rhiannon Giddens: https://youtu.be/M7PvWw97Cq0
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 A man who has his family and lackeys deeply embedded in every facet of our government is trying to…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 THIS IS NOT OKAY! WE’VE RUN THESE WAR GAMES FOR **YEARS**. SPOILER ALERT: A TON OF PEOPLE DIE.…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?