The Land Down Under

Sounds more like an ad for a feminine hygiene product.

How’s Laura’s psycho killer kid doin’?

@ManchuCandidate: Like the iPad?

/lust we can believe in/

I can’t believe that I just discovered Australian rugby star David Pocock. In addition to being one helluva rugby player, the 5’11”, 220 pound (dude is built like a freakin superhero!) Mr. Pocock is an outspoken supporter of gay rights.

While he is married to a woman (sorry, fellas), he enjoys swimming in the tiniest speedos imaginable (thank you, Google), and sexing the pants clean off Youtube viewers with his Aussie accent.

@¡Andrew!: He’s clearly misnamed. He’s built like a horse.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: I know! David Pleasecock would be far more appropriate.

The wording of this post has caused the hottest SnorgTee girl yet to pop up in the ad … thanks nojo!

How many ways can we emasculate Pete this episode?

@nojo: I’m not sure which is hotter, Don the handyman or Don the scold.

@mellbell: Note to self: Learn plumbing.

Lane is one tough SOB. Never underestimate a man who learned by the Marquis of Queensbury rules. Not to say that Pete didn’t deserve that beating.

@nojo:
It’s about the only household thing I can do well. Carpentry… meh. Lawn care… hahahahaha. Electrical work… sorry but I can only work with low voltage DC anything more than 60V AC, forget it (and I’m an electrical engineer–computer gnome not power jockey.)

@ManchuCandidate: Know who’s even tougher than Lane? Joan.

@ManchuCandidate: Hey gals! Who wants to watch me code this website? Look how I can navigate multidimensional nested arrays with my bare hands!

Hmmm… doesn’t seem to be working…

@nojo:
It does work if you live in the universe of The Big Bang Theory TV show, but otherwise, not really.

Of course, if your idea makes bajillions… then yeah.

@ManchuCandidate: Ah.

Hey gals! Who wants to watch me code this website? Look how I can navigate multidimensional nested arrays with my bare hands! I’m Mark Zuckerberg!

Fixed.

Shorthand for MM tonight: Women make the rules, men break them, Don takes a stand. Ken is cooler than we thought. And holy crap, those sport coats – MAD magazine was dead fucking on about the mid-60s.

I called the ___ and ___ ___ at the end, btw. I was making touchdown signs in my chair. I knew better than to spike my martini and do the Dirty Bird, however.

@nojo: Just settling in with the episode, and I know for a fact that Pete should have just changed the washer to fix that drip.

/restart virtual Tevo/

ADD: oh I see. Plot device.

In 66, we actually had a neighbor with an XKE. We of course had a Beetle.

Ode to Joy, dammit!