Hillary Texts Texts From Hillary
The Secretary of State of These United States casts the Interwebs into a Cosmic Vortex by contributing to her own meme, only part of which we’re revealing here, at least until WikiLeaks gets ahold of it. Adam Smith and Stacy Lambe are the merry pranksters responsible for rehabilitating her reputation.
A submission from Secretary Hillary Clinton [Texts from Hillary, via TPM]
She is officially an Internet Goddess.
“Nope, Condi. Haven’t seen ’em.” That one still gets me.
@matador1015: “Drink” to Mittens makes me giggle every time I think of it.
@SanFranLefty: How’s the noggin’, Woman? Stop cracking your melon, eh?
@I’m passing for white: I’m still here, sis.
And, scene!
After a week that included 32 posts, 83,000 shares on Facebook, 8,400 Twitter followers, over 45K Tumblr followers, news stories around the world, Renee Montagne from Morning Edition saying “ROFL,” a Maureen Dowd column, and a tweet from ?uest Love, we think it’s time to stop while we are ahead.
Hillary’s Text killed Texts From Hillary.
@nojo: You left off the best part: “It turns out that memes really do come true.”
BURR DEMING • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Thank you for this, nojo. He was a wonderful talent and, by all accounts, a wonderful human…
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh, and there’s a Catholic church across the street. Maybe I can do a little dance for them!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Now that I’m in NYC, plenty of pigeons to poison in his honor.
NOJO • All the Vice President's Men 2025 update: Nothing happened. And here we are!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.