All the Good Lines are Taken
“There’s a Senator from my state who wants to get elected President. I don’t know why he would want to do that, because he would have to move into a smaller house.” —Mitt Romney on John Kerry in 2004. [BuzzFeed, via Political Wire]
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@redmanlaw:
But but but but she’s a faux white lady!!
Meanwhile, in Canada City. PM Fatty announced cuts to healthcare to pay for billion dollar US America stealth fighters that can’t fly and tax cuts for Canada City’s 1%.
Way to go dumbasses. You blew it up, you blew up to HELL!!!
@ManchuCandidate: I saw Harper Valley on the CBC the other night. Someone srsly needs to stage a poutine and Molsons intervention.
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